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kd00
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April 17, 2012 5:10pm UTC

Has anyone else noticed
that the closer you get to the toilet,
the more you have to pee?
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NoNeed4You
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April 7, 2012 6:11pm UTC

HE SAID HI TO ME
He is so crushing on me.

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NoNeed4You
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April 10, 2012 12:20pm UTC

In bed, THINKING about you
because I have nothing better to do
Than TO dream about us too

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NoNeed4You
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April 13, 2012 9:05pm UTC

He kissed me when I walked up to him in the rain before he took my hand and said he missed me and that day he told me we would walk on the beach and after we had spaghetti and our lips touched as we fell into the water of RAINBOW UNICORNS AND GLITTER OF PRINCE CASPIAN'S W….
Wait, I'm awake now.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lovetolovex3
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April 15, 2012 1:53pm UTC

you wanna change witty back?
stop complaining
stop trying
stop
Let directioners be directioners
let hunger games lovers love the hunger games
let lovers love
let criers cry
let venters vent
let dreamers dream
We're all witians....nonetheless
its not witty thats changed
its the way people feel about the quotes and other
people.
You wanna change witty?
do us all a favor...
make your quotes
and just be a wittian
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tori69
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April 15, 2012 10:09pm UTC

If you fall in love with two people,
pick the second because if you
really loved the first you
wouldn’t have fallen
for the second.
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memories :(*
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 2:48pm UTC

You Look Beautiful Today,
So Keep Smiling like that,
And I want you to know that,
someone out there cares about you,
and is thinking about you right this minute ♥♥

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Sierra_LuvsAlot
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April 16, 2012 8:04pm UTC

That High Pitch
squeaky voice you do
when immitating a girl
you dont like

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xoxoCandyxoxo
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April 16, 2012 7:31pm UTC

If I ever meet Niall Horan,
I will grab his hand, look him straight in the eyes,
and tell him he's amazing. I'll also give him a big hug.
The other day I read about him being soo insecure.
That picture of him smoking? Some brat made that and posted it on Tumblr.
He cried over it.
Some girls hug all the other boys but not him.
Some girls tell him he doesn't deserve to be in One Direction,
he deserves to be in the band just as much as Harry, Louis, Zayn, and Liam.
He gets bullied by so many people.
He cries over all of this. He's amazing and honestly, I don't know how anyone could hate him.
Okay, I actually cried while reading all those stories.
Niall Horan, you're amazing. I want to punch all the people who disagree.
I love you. ♥

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MaeMae103
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Getting A Haircut With
One Direction:
Harry: DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR. STAY AWAY B*TCHES. AWAY.
Liam: Harry, it's okay. They're just giving you a trim!
Louis: Back off b*tches, I'm the only one aloud to touch the hair.
Niall: I'm hungry. Where's the food?
Zayn: I don't need a haircut. I'm perfect.
Paul: For god's sake, Harry. Just let the woman trim your hair. It's fine. She won't hurt it- NIALL! You can't eat hair gel!
Liam: Harry, it's okay...
Louis: ...That wasn't hair gel.
Zayn: You hear me? Perfect. I am perfect. Don't touch my hair. Perfect.
Harry: OH. MY. GOD. DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! ARE YOU BLIND?! I SAID LEAVE THE HAIR ALONE! Niall: Maybe if you were louder Harry, they would see you.
Liam: Niall, we've been over this. Being louder means someone will hear you, not see you.
Paul: HARRY! PUT THE SCISSORS DOWN!
Zayn: I AM PERFECT!
Niall: I'm still hungry.
Paul: We're leaving before they can sue us.
-Tumblr

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lanielovesunicorns
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April 16, 2012 5:47pm UTC

Sorry but Niall ate this quote

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