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yourcool
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December 2, 2012 8:48pm UTC

the difference between girl friend and
girlfriend is that little tiny space they call the friend zone.

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phee*
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 1:07pm UTC

Me looking in the mirror:
Me: What kind of sick joke is this?
my quote

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BrookieeCookiee
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 1:59pm UTC

That awkward moment,
When the top quote is " who else drew a sun in
the corner of their paper when they were little"
and you're just like..I still do...

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spence*
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 11:08am UTC

Those Annoying girls on witty: omg you guys are soo amazing. I love and care about all of my followers. Oh and I try follow back<3
Followers:574
Following:12
Really? are you sure??

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Onism*
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 1:50pm UTC

The tooth fairy;
Teaching kids it's okay to sell body parts for money

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wittyquotesgurl
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December 2, 2012 6:10pm UTC

Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Carey: Cody, don't you have something to say to your brother?
Cody: I'm sorry I flicked flour in your face.
Carey: Zack?
Zack: I'm sorry you're my brother.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 8:23pm UTC

14.4 million letters are lost
in the mail every year.
all of our acceptance letters to hogwarts must have been part of that 14.4 million.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 3:47pm UTC

Developing feelings
It’s funny how feelings develop towards another person.
Nothing was planned or intended to happen.
Things just “happened.”
Slowly by slowly , you’ll realize that
you do have feelings for somebody,
but what’s funny is that these feelings
might have already started to develop
before you even knew it.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 3:54pm UTC

I think what really sucks,
is when the person you like goes for the jerks
and end up getting hurt while you’re just standing there
watching from the side.
You ask yourself,
“Why not me? I could treat you better.”

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thisiswhatigotintroublefor
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 1:54pm UTC

BLOODYHELL!
Admit it, you read that in a British accent...
And not any British accent, it sounded a lot like Ron Weasley's.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?
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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
When I was in middle school, people were saying that I was homeschooled.
Even though I went to school.
format credit jimmy365

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