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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 6:56pm UTC

Me: Mom, Im going out.
Mom: With Friends?
Me: No, obviously with people i hate.
♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Mikaylax33
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 6:05pm UTC

Yelling ''STAY!''
at a non-living object
that keeps falling over
as if it's going to listen to you.
♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 2:17pm UTC

When you finally
Think of the right answer,
But you've already handed in your test -_-
© ThatsSoMeee :)

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 11:08am UTC

Sarcasm is a body's
natural defence against stupid.

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 11:43am UTC

What if there was no google?
I dunno, google it...
KARA008 COLOR FADE

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 4:31pm UTC

When your sitting
in a car alone,
everyone becomes
a rapist.
N M Q
♥
follow me, i follow back!

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Daazz007
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 8:06am UTC

credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
Fell down the stairs: Didn't feel a thing
Got a papercut: SWEET BABEH JESUS THE PAIIIIN THE PAAAAIIIINN
♥

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evilMangos
posted a quote
December 14, 2011 10:31pm UTC

I wonder if aliens ask each other"Do you believe in HUMANS?!"

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heyitssadie
posted a quote
December 8, 2011 4:22pm UTC

I don't understand why
gay marriage can't be legal. If two people love each other, it shouldn't matter whether they're both women, both men, or a man and woman.
»»»click the ♥ if you support gay marriage

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 8, 2011 3:02pm UTC

I study for mintues
and take breaks for hours

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 3:57pm UTC

You know when you walk
Into a room and forget why you went in there?
That's God playing SIMS.
He just cancelled your action.

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idon'tknowhowtodeletemyaccount*
posted a quote
October 23, 2011 8:06pm UTC

It's my birthday today!
Can I get some ❤?

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idance
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 10:34pm UTC

not my format.
& who else
used to think that bosses fired people by yelling "YOU'RE FIRED!"

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 8:34pm UTC

click to see this quote

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xojessiexo
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 4:17pm UTC

CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.
everyone remembers what you did, except you.

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idance
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 10:25pm UTC

Mom, dad, don't worry.
EVERYONE failed that test.

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 3:08pm UTC

click to see this quote

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LoveLikeWoexD
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 9:29pm UTC

Blanket on; to hot.
Blanket off; to cold.
One leg out; Perfect.
until the demon
from paranormal activity grabs it and drags you down the hall

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killingmesoftlyxo
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 7:53pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when your finally take a decent picture and then as you continue to stare at it, it gets uglier.
not myformat

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MusicIsLifexoxo
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 3:28pm UTC

the awkward moment
when you go in the closet looking for
Narnia and come out in Monsters Inc.

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