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Gpc11
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March 6, 2015 10:02pm UTC

Instead of "Have a nice day.", I think I'll start saying, "Have the day you deserve." You know, let karma sort that sh#t out

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*mysterious.mah*
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October 8, 2014 7:36pm UTC

It's embarrassing that 90% of my Google history are just words I wasn't sure how to spell....

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YoungForever_723*
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November 16, 2013 10:56pm UTC

I am 72% sure
that I'm in love with you

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YoungForever_723*
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September 24, 2013 12:05am UTC

Teacher: Why didn't you read the poem,
or do the worksheet, or study for the vocab quiz?
Me: Well Dark was updated, so.

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capsized*
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September 16, 2014 6:59pm UTC

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

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capsized*
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September 16, 2014 6:59pm UTC

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.

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McDreamer*
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August 25, 2014 11:53am UTC

Are you gonna kiss me
O r d o I h a v e t o l i e t o m y d i a r y ?
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Jessica*
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August 12, 2014 12:45pm UTC

RIP Robin McLaurin Williams, we've lost part of our childhood today.
Thank you for being the only comedian that managed to make me laugh,
you'll be greatly missed by everyone and you'll never be forgotton. Make
God laugh!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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the1975*
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July 28, 2014 12:22am UTC

"And please don't feel bad if one day,you wake up and find out i didn't"

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britany*
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July 5, 2014 10:43pm UTC

I PREFER RAINFALL OVER SUNSHINE AND MAYBE THAT EXPLAINS WHY I'D CHOOSE YOU OVER ANYONE ELSE

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*crybaby*
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June 30, 2014 3:44am UTC

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: I lost it fighting some kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school.

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capsized*
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June 26, 2014 10:45pm UTC

To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
June 26, 2014 11:00pm UTC

do you ever just get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
like
"hey i finished this question"
good for you little fùcking brat like wow didn't anyone teach you not to boast

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Crazy girl*
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June 26, 2014 4:25pm UTC

Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?
Me: I'm nutelling you.

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AtmosFEAR
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June 26, 2014 1:15pm UTC

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair

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breezy_mac
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June 24, 2014 5:22am UTC

click to see this quote

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seafoam*
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June 23, 2014 10:54pm UTC

She is not ''my girl''. She belongs to herself, and to all of the world. And I am blessed, for with all her freedom, she still comes back to me, moment to moment, day by day, and night by night. How much more blessed can I be?

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capsized*
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June 18, 2014 3:41pm UTC

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

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