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InTheEyesOfAnArtist

  1. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Favorite For A Name
    That Sounds Cute With Yours
    I will do them all

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    There is something really special
    About a rolley chair.

  3. HugsNotDrugs HugsNotDrugs
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Kailey.
    Don't you ever say you don't feel good enough for the world. The world should be thanking you for how amazing you are. You are one of my best friends. You were my best friend in grade 1. I miss those days especially in grade 2 with the Green Eyed Monster and feeding Chicky across the fence. Those were amazing times. Peanutbutter and Chocolate, i'll love you fover and aways ;) <3 You're such an amazing friend, you're always there for me, You're funny, amazing pretty and Beautiful. Kailey stop saying you aren't beautiful, because you truely are. I'm not just saying this to make you shut up about how you're not beautiful, i'm saying this because I mean it and I love you and you need to get that in your head! Because you actually are really Beautiful! I'm being 100% honest too. So please stop saying you're not good enough for this world, the world isn't good enough for you and stop saying you aren't beautiful or as pretty as me and Jewel because you are just as pretty as us okay? <3 And I'm not the only one who thinks this. I love you. <3
    You're Beautiful, now get it in your head.

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    WHOOPS.
    You forgot to put your boobs in your shirt.

  5. xXKissThisGoodbyeXx xXKissThisGoodbyeXx
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 10:49pm UTC
    Do people not teach their kids proper
    English and grammar anymore?
    Honestly guys, it's not that hard. Just push a few more keys to make yourself sound slightly more intelligent.

  6. xXKissThisGoodbyeXx xXKissThisGoodbyeXx
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    Before you start pointing fingers,
    make sur e your hands are clean.

  7. xXKissThisGoodbyeXx xXKissThisGoodbyeXx
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    Anyone wanna help me with my problems?

  8. xXKissThisGoodbyeXx xXKissThisGoodbyeXx
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    Gurrrl,
    you talk too much.
    Shut up!

  9. xXKissThisGoodbyeXx xXKissThisGoodbyeXx
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    I thought the worst of everything was over.
    Turns out it's just getting started.

  10. HugsNotDrugs HugsNotDrugs
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    • • • • • • • •
    What size of shoe do you wear?
    I'm going to guess size sexy.
    •••••••••

  11. iheartpenguins1 iheartpenguins1
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    If making fun of
    MY WEIGHT IS YOUR WAY OF BEING FUNNY,
    STARVING MYSELF MUST BE MY WAY OF LAUGHING.
    format by: h0peful

  12. iheartpenguins1 iheartpenguins1
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:05am UTC
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    firgure out how
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    every word you said.
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  13. dancingismylife213 dancingismylife213
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    monkeys like you,
    should be kept in a zoo.
    dont be angry,
    ill be there too.
    outside of the cage,
    laughing at you(:
    Fave if you remember this!
    Format by Sandrasaurus nmq

  14. peacelovedance1297xo peacelovedance1297xo
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Admit it
    At some point in your life, you've stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant

  15. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    *****
    Last Night
    At the One Direction Concert
    Niall was staring into the crowd
    And he took out his earpiece
    So he could listen in on us.
    When he heard us singing along
    His entire face lit up
    A huge smile came across his face
    While he nodded and said
    "Oh My God."
    Tears were in his eyes.
    It was utterly adorable.
    *****
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    One Direction things#122
    Louis: Harry is an amazing flirt. He's nearly seduced me all the time, dammit.
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

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  17. thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 9:21am UTC
    Ken: I love you Barbie.
    Barbie:
    Ken:
    Barbie:
    Ken: That's the part where you say 'I love you too'.
    Barbie: I don't love you. Have you seen the One Direction dolls?
    -tumblr

  18. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    People always ask, "Do you still like him?"
    Honestly, I don't really know. But I do know there's just something about him I just can't let go.

  19. SweetLoli SweetLoli
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 7:54am UTC
    1 fave
    for a person you really miss.

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 1:46am UTC
    DTF?
    As in, Down To Follow?
    TUMB LR QUOTE/ FORMAT BY JIMMY365

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