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ImmaDirectioner

  1. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 5:41am UTC
    This just happened on cleverbot.com -.-
    No you do! I was not with another man!
    You were i saw!
    I was?
    (im not purple)

  2. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 4:44am UTC
    Fuzzy Socks :3

  3. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 6:11am UTC
    Anyone else currently on...
    Witty Profiles
    Do you get it? :)

  4. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    My Daily Routine;
    Get Up
    Be Amazing
    Go Back To
    Bed
    Nmq

  5. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    Remember if Plan A fails The Alphabet still has 25 more letters :)

  6. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 3:46am UTC
    Oh Wow
    Oh Wow
    Oh Wow
    Oh Wow
    Oh Wow
    Oh Wow
    Oh Wow
    Oh Wow
    Oh Wow
    Oh Wow
    Oh Wow
    Oh Wow
    Oh Wow
    Oh Wow
    Oh Wow
    Oh Wow

  7. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 2:38am UTC
    Me: Ugly people are in society to make pretty people stand out.
    Me: That's my contribution to society.
    Me: Your welcome.

  8. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Friends don't belong in a list,
    They belong in your heart
    3

  9. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Me: *Clicks notification*
    Computer: *a_guy_with_a_knife is following you.*
    Me: O.o
    Computer:...
    Me: *Follows back*
    Computer: *You are following a_guy_with_a_knife*
    Me: Thats right ;)
    Btw the name goes to a_guy_with_a_knife

  10. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    The thoughts i have while on Witty
    Why didn't i think of that quote!
    I'm sure i did but they must be sykik or something
    oh... i dont get this lets go through the comments and see if there are any hints to what it is
    OHHH I GET IT
    wait... no i don't well anyways moovvviiinnggg ooooonnnnnn.....
    Hmmm.... I had those exact thoughts right now
    Wow she is drop dead gourgeous...
    What is she doing on witty?
    Or the internet for that fact... she could have a social life
    And be like loads popular
    And shes so pretty
    "OH HOW I WISH THAT WAS MEEEEEE"
    *Starts humming a random song*
    *sees the song i was just humming on a quote*
    Hmmm i wanna cookie...

  11. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    I love making a quote and getting a comment on it saying "This made my night" or "This made my day" it makes me happy :)

  12. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    I 1 2 4 Q
    (say it out loud)
    nmq

  13. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 7:32am UTC
    Me: *One a website i don't go on anymore, where you can dress up your avatar*
    Me: *Dresses avatar up like Dora*
    Random People: OH MI GOSH ITSSSS DORAA
    Another person: Hola Dora es un placer conocerte :) *translates to "Hello Dora it's a pleasure to meet you :)"*
    Me: WTF?! WHAT LANGUAGE IS THA.... oh.... i.. uh..umm... -.-
    Me: I'm so slow...
    True story

  14. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 3:23am UTC
    Now lets all go back...
    And see our first ever quote <3

  15. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 2:09am UTC
    Computer: *Frozen*
    Me: *Hmmm maybe if i spastically click everywhere it'll work*
    Computer: -.-
    Me: *Spastically clicks everywhere*
    Cat:
    Mouse:
    One Direction:
    Lady Gaga:
    Tom & Jerry:
    Me:
    Computer: The following program is not responding. Please restart computer to make it work.
    Me: -.-
    Me: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. grrrrrrrr. .-.

  16. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 2:06am UTC
    Google earth gives you the oppourtunity to go and see anywhere in the world
    So what do you do?
    You go look at your house.
    nmq

  17. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:50am UTC
    Me: Makes a funny quote about not getting favourites
    Computer: *219 Favourites*
    Me: *Ok now lets put something inspirational up :)*
    Computer: *Hahahahahahaha no. "3 notifications"*
    Me: "Rightioo then ...

  18. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Voldermorts parents took the
    "i got your nose" thing to seriously...

  19. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 12:07am UTC
    As long as you,
    LALALALALALALALALALA
    LALALALALALALALALALA
    LALALALALALALALALALA
    LOVE ME LOVE ME

  20. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    A young family member: Are sweat pants ment to help you sweat?
    Just happened

:)

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