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  1. funnybunny4 funnybunny4
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    Okay, so theres this popular guy at my school
    and he was going out with this girl and they looked adorable together
    and then one day they broke up and I heard the guy say...
    "Uhg! Being in a relationship is so hard, the guy has to do everything! Its too much work."
    Fav if you think this is wrong.

  2. Andrew_Rawr Andrew_Rawr
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    When♥I♥Look♥
    at you,
    i can't help to think,
    daamn, she's beautiful.

  3. LexieLanders LexieLanders
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    *Coloring in School*
    Elementary: Pretty Colors!
    Middle School: This is so gay!
    High School: Who the hell took the red?!?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. katiekaye97 katiekaye97
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    "badubumbumbaaa I'm lovin' it."
    "1800 STEAMERS Stanley Steamer makes your carpet cleaner!"
    "Bernie and Phils! Quality Comfort and Price! That's Nice! Beep!"
    "You win..."
    "Bernie always wins."

  5. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    people wonder why i don't like brandoncyrus:me: anyway. i have a question. i'm not gonna be a "hater" or whatever. but why do you say you're gonna follow back if you don't..?him: whys your dick so small?same reason.you'll never know.well, i tried to be nice and he gives me some douche answer.oh wait, no. i mean, "she.".______________.

  6. wallflowersandprettypictures wallflowersandprettypictures
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    1
    Oh guys jeez I can't handle all these notifications.

  7. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    A person that truly loves you
    will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.

  8. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    i'm sorry i'm a sucker for this, hopeless romantic, bullshit.

  9. xobabyilikeitxo23 xobabyilikeitxo23
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    I'd rather eat the cookie dough
    than the actual baked cookie.

  10. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    We are the perfect couple.
    We’re just not in the perfect situation.

    credit; beachylove ashleymclovin

  11. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 3:57pm UTC
    format by XxprettixX
    God's
    Greatest Gifts
    1: Peace and hope through the hard times
    2: The knowledge you are not alone
    3: Family
    4: Pets that love you unconditionally
    5: Prayer and a relationship with him
    6: Forgiveness
    7: Music and other ways to express yourself
    8: Your soulmate
    9: A special purpose for your life
    10: Those little things that make life worth living
    Format by XprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  12. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    That feeling
    you get when he says your name.

  13. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    the amazing moment when
    you come up short at the cash register and they tell you, "don't worry about it."

  14. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    ARE THEY STILL FLAWS♥
    if i'm in love with them?
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by DEATH.

  15. SydneyIsTheName SydneyIsTheName
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    We found dove
    in a
    soapless place

  16. Tress Tress
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    1
    OMG i got a notification ,ohh wait thats from me.

  17. Dumblovexoxo Dumblovexoxo
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    You and Me...It sounds kinda nice together♥

  18. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    you're single, not dead , sweetie.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. C3_Vengeance C3_Vengeance
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 1:49pm UTC
    All men...
    Will be boy's at heart!

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