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LexieLanders

1. LexieLanders
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   December 28, 2011 4:11pm UTC
   ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
   No Regrets
   Just love.
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2. LexieLanders
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   November 24, 2011 12:27am UTC
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3. LexieLanders
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   November 24, 2011 12:23am UTC
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   November 24, 2011 12:21am UTC
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5. LexieLanders
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   November 23, 2011 12:20pm UTC
   I'm actually not funny
   I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
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6. LexieLanders
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   November 23, 2011 12:14pm UTC
   Friend: Ouch, I have bad sunburn. You: *SMACK*
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7. LexieLanders
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   November 23, 2011 12:12pm UTC
   "Oh, whose that sexy beast? Oh I clicked on my own profile again!"
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8. LexieLanders
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   November 20, 2011 3:38pm UTC
   Obviously, the person who came up with the song 'The freaks come out at night' has probably never been to Walmart during the day...
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9. LexieLanders
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   November 20, 2011 3:35pm UTC
   Edward: I could kill you in seconds. So shutup.
   Jacob: What are you gonna do exactly? Sparkle me to death?!
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10. LexieLanders
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    November 20, 2011 3:30pm UTC
    A Hey google ...How about you let me finish what I am typing before you start guessing
    A little cocky aren't we??. ♥
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11. LexieLanders
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    November 20, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    *Coloring in School*
    Elementary: Pretty Colors!
    Middle School: This is so gay!
    High School: Who the hell took the red?!?
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12. LexieLanders
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    November 19, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    I hate when I'm making milkshakes and boys just show up in my yard.
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13. LexieLanders
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    November 19, 2011 2:48pm UTC
    That mini heart attack you get when ..
    you think you have lost your phone.
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14. LexieLanders
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    November 19, 2011 2:46pm UTC
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    That mini heart attack you get when..
    your about to lose in Pac-Man
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15. LexieLanders
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    November 19, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    That mini heart attack
    you get when you slip slightly in the shower.
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16. LexieLanders
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    November 19, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    That mini heart attack you have when you lean back too far in your chair.
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17. LexieLanders
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    November 19, 2011 2:16pm UTC
    The Awkward moment when...
    People mistake you for Megan Fox(:
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18. LexieLanders
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    November 19, 2011 10:55am UTC
    Putting on a fake smile, so you dont have to explain why your not happy.
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19. LexieLanders
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    November 19, 2011 10:51am UTC
    If you hate me so much, why are you ALWAYS talking about me?
    Just a simple question.
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20. LexieLanders
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    November 19, 2011 10:40am UTC
    Girl at my school: I hate you ..you think your all that!
    Me: Do I know you??
    It's funny how people don't take the time to get to know you before they judge you.
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