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yourcool
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Throwing lamps at people
because they need to lighten up.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 2:39pm UTC

Why do people
have accents when they speak but not when they sing?

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 12:01pm UTC

That awkward run/walk you do
when a car lets you cross the street.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Dear boys who are
Smart
Hot
Awesome
And madly in love with me
PLEASE START EXISTING.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:09pm UTC

Don't you wonder how many
people notice you?
but you don't notice them...
because you are too busy noticing someone
that will never notice you ?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 1:33pm UTC

You will never be able to start a new chapter in your life
unless you stop re-reading the last one.
format by jimmy365

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 11:35am UTC

"your parents sound cool... I wanna meet them!"
"no you don't."

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 8:17am UTC

• • • • • •
Welcome to the 21st century. Where orange skin, bleached hair and ripped denim short shorts make people like you more.
RunawayRachel

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 8:26am UTC

One Direction things#110
Interveiwer: Zayn, are you a boobs, bum, or a legs kinda man?
Zayn: All 3, but women aren’t objects so I prefer personality.
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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Vampirissa
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 6:58am UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Fave this if you're a;
-Directioner
-Belieber
-Little Mixer
-Mahomie
-Heartbeat
-Hooligan
-Swiftie
-Soldier
-TW Family
-Arianator
-Brat
-Gleek
-Twi Hard
-Collinator
-Echelon
-MCRmy
-Little Monster
-Sheeranator
-BVB Army
-(Rihanna's) Monster
-Clubber
-Team Breezy
Fave if you're in one of these fandoms, comment the one/s I missed.

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 2:15pm UTC

One Direction things#84
Zayn said his ideal kiss would be on a roof under the moonlight.
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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sports123321
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 1:44pm UTC

click to see this quote

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Typical ping pong game:
5% playing ping pong
95% chasing the ball around the room

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 4:14pm UTC

*wake up from a horrible dream* (⊙﹏⊙)
*realize it was only a dream* (~￣▽￣)~

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 1:39pm UTC

.
Bruno Mars:
I'll catch a grenade for you.
Me:
Awh really? Today?
Bruno Mars:
Wait, today I don't feel like doing anything,

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IWantToLooseWeight_HelpMePlease01
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 3:29pm UTC

I NEED HELP WITTY.
For lent, I gave up eating junk food.
I also want to loose some weight,
And no worry, Im not going on any crazy diets or anything.
For every favourite on this quote: I'll do an hour excercise.
For every comment: I'll do two hours.
Please help, I need something like this for inspiration
and determination.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 1:30pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Okay, I'm getting out of bed in 10 seconds.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 1:41pm UTC

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: I'm late?
TEACHER: You missed a whole period.
STUDENT: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?!

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 1:33pm UTC

Teacher: How can we keep the school clean?
Student: By not coming? Just an idea...

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