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  1. kaaitlinalvesxo kaaitlinalvesxo
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 10:49pm UTC
    People like you
    are the reason why we have
    MIDDLE FINGERS.
    <3

  2. erica3698 erica3698
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer
    says, "I love you". The girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?".
    The guy replies, "It's ME. Talking to my beer ".

  3. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 10:57pm UTC
    @HurriicaneIrene
    After blowing the whole east coast, I guess you could call me a whoricane. ;)
    twitter.

  4. Lifesarollercoaster123 Lifesarollercoaster123
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. Lauren20 Lauren20
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 3:20pm UTC
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    I want a boyfriend by Halloween. Why? I wanna go on that hayride where you scream, sit close, get scared, and hes right there with you to hug and hold you tight thats the perfect situation.♥Only me?


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  7. hollistAr hollistAr
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 10:28pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    What am i supposed to do?
    When All I Can Think About
    is YOU ♥


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  9. Softball2112 Softball2112
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 10:28pm UTC
    i could kiss a million guys,
    and it still wouldn't mean as much as holding your hand. ♥

  10. taylormaureen taylormaureen
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    I absoLutely pOsitVely hatE YOU.<3

  11. lyssawissax33 lyssawissax33
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    _________________________________________________________________
    | |
    | | Dear boy,
    | ᴼ .........................................................................................................
    | | if you knew how I truly felt
    | |..........................................................................................................
    | | About you, you would cry.
    | | .........................................................................................................
    | | And if you felt the pain I feel
    | |..........................................................................................................
    | ᴼ Honey you would die.
    | | .........................................................................................................
    | | I love you like no other girl
    | | .........................................................................................................
    | | Ever could In their whole life.
    | |...........................................................................................................
    | | Love always,
    | |..........................................................................................................
    | ᴼ alyssa
    |_ |_____________________________________________________________
    my quote/ my format <3


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  13. stefernie stefernie
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    Some people just need a high five,
    in the face, with a rock.

  14. INloveWITHtheTHOUGHT INloveWITHtheTHOUGHT
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    me : stop hitting me
    Him: nope *hits me again but playfully*
    me: im going to have to resort to ninja skills
    Him: do it little one *hits me again*
    me: KAY *swats his hand *
    THE TEACHERRR: theres a closet in the back of the room if theres anything you two need to take care of >.<

  15. xoilysm xoilysm
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    “Im not evil im just good with a twist”

  16. boysarestupid boysarestupid
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    Dear Parents,
    Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin.
    Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
    Pinocchio was a liar.
    Robin hood was a thief
    Tarzan walked around without clothes on.
    A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him.
    Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
    You can’t blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.
    fave if you agree.
    :)
    nmf/nmq

  17. shouq225 shouq225
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    laughing at ur father ..
    when he starts
    shouting at the players ..
    while watching a football match

    ff ffff


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  19. cndcdancer97 cndcdancer97
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    my parents never had the "talk" with me,
    but it seems like i know more than they do
    *partial credit to hikylar

  20. EyeWubNewdlez129 EyeWubNewdlez129
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥Friend: So why's this kid any different from the last 3 kids who've asked you out? Me: He's sweet, funny, calls me babe, he has a perfect smile, AND HE HAS AN EIGHT PACK. ♥

:)

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