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Kelseykitty*
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October 25, 2013 10:58am UTC

you guys actually think i'm pretty? like, 5 guys on here have told me im beautiful or gorgeous or sexii and i'm like wtf are you blind?!

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Kelseykitty*
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October 25, 2013 8:07am UTC

fudgin bio project is taking forever. what do I care bout how testosterone and estrogen are lipids which is a type of fat? wait.. does this mean that the fatter I am.. the more i will wanna get naked?? wtaf?

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Kelseykitty*
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October 24, 2013 11:53am UTC

i like u people XD

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Kelseykitty*
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October 23, 2013 9:45am UTC

watching big bang in my class for autistic kids. all of us have high functioning form of autism, and sheldon amuses us. lol love my teacher <3

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Kelseykitty*
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October 22, 2013 11:58am UTC

why dont they believe that they are beautiful? if anyone is the ugly duckling, the outcast, the one guys avoid in our group, its me.

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Kelseykitty*
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October 15, 2013 12:45pm UTC

Anyone ever played alphabet picnic? OMG SO FUN!!!!

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Kelseykitty*
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October 11, 2013 12:17pm UTC

guys... i have 69 followers.. who is going to ruin this for me?

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Kelseykitty*
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October 11, 2013 11:37am UTC

my friends are annoying today. usually im the annoying one wanting my friends to be hyper with me. but.. just no. just stop talking. I dont want to hear your voice today. just no. stop talking. I am going to rearrange your face.

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Kelseykitty*
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October 1, 2013 6:42pm UTC

so im getting sick of the stupid imvu ads. so ima make one and see what the fuss is all about

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Kelseykitty*
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October 1, 2013 6:27pm UTC

people need to stop being happy and having relationships and crushes and being in love. just stop. cuz its not fair.

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Kelseykitty*
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September 26, 2013 10:26am UTC

guys.. I just had to cuddle with 25 students for like 20 minutes..... in the pitch dark and dead silence. nd I was surrounded by guys... worst socially awkward, aspie girl, witty addict situation ever.....

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Kelseykitty*
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September 19, 2013 4:07pm UTC

Lawyer: "think about it people! this innocent child was just trying to mow the lawn for her mother!"
mother: *sobs and nods*
crowd and jury: *whispers*
judge: *bang bang* "ORDER IN THE COURT!!!!"
Lawyer: "think about your decision, Judge Judy!"
Judge: "and the verdict is...... SUDDEN BRUTAL FROGSLAUGHTER! you are sentenced to five years life as a frog!!"
crowd: *gasps*
mother: "my baby!"
me: (as gaurds drag me away) "but.. but I have a family at home! I have a cat and a newt and two fish!!! MY FAMILY NEEDS ME! PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ME FROM THEM!!!!! I didn't mean to completely dismember the frog with razor sharp blades and then flick his steal beating but slowly dying body into the flowers with a stick! i swear I didn't"

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Kelseykitty*
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September 17, 2013 9:48am UTC

*being the first one done on a quiz but waiting about 20 minutes to hand it in so your not the first one to get up*

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Kelseykitty*
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September 11, 2013 10:45am UTC

I went to bed at six last night just so I could wake up and see him... I'm in deep guys. really deep.

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Kelseykitty*
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September 10, 2013 3:59pm UTC

so theres this new kid at my school and hes kinda adorable and i think i like him and he likes me and so today in algebra class i gave him a peanut butter cup. turns out hes allergic. FML

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Kelseykitty*
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September 9, 2013 11:17am UTC

Its funny until someone gets hurt...
Then its hilarious

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Kelseykitty*
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May 30, 2013 1:01pm UTC

"If your goin' through he¬¬, keep on moving face that fact if your scared don't show it cuz you might get out, 'fore the devil even knows your there"
*B!7ch, STFU, the devil fvck!ng put me down here with his own two burning hands, and he has no mercy*

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Kelseykitty*
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May 30, 2013 12:36pm UTC

I can't handle this anymore. I can't handle the pressure, the overwhelmingness, the disappiontment and the failure.. i just can't do it anymore... but no one will listen to me. somebody just kill me slowly and painfully

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Kelseykitty*
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May 16, 2013 9:52am UTC

Test your tounge.
Anyone who faves this disagrees.(which won't be a lot)
Find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*find the B DON'T skip or your wish won't come true
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Once you found the 'B' find the mistake
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
Once you found the mistake Find the 1
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
lllllllllllllllllllllll1llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Once you found the 1. Find the 6
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999996999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
once you found the 6 find the N (it's hard!!!)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Once you found the N... find the Q
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
find the i
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Now make 2 wishes!
*~ they will come true~*
Now as soon as you make ur 2 wishes repost this as "test ur tounge" ;)
if u don't your wishes won'come true ;(
You got 20 minutes! Hurry!!!!!

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Kelseykitty*
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May 14, 2013 2:33pm UTC

me:*takes 5 seconds to write a quote*
me: now i need a cool format
5 hrs later
me: MUST...FIND...GOOD... FORMAT!!!! AUHHHH !!!!!!
*falls asleep on keyboard*

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