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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    MY PARENTS NEED TO UNDERSTAND
    that comparing me to others
    ONLY MAKES ME FEEL WORTHLESS

  3. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    at 10:48pm February 24, 2013
    Steve, have you noticed there are a lot of people leaving Witty, why are they all leaving? :'(
    Steve at 8:12am February 25, 2013
    In the old days, Witty Profiles was full of what it was supposed to be full of: witty quotes. Today it is full of journal-like posts from people whining about how horrible their lives are and that they want to "cut" and kill themselves. Who wants to read that? Not me. I don't blame a lot of the people who left who were here for the funny, witty, clever quotes.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 8:19am UTC
    I miss these things
    -Waking up at 8:00 and playing outside with friends
    -Not caring what i looked like
    -Not worrying if he would like me
    -Getting dirty and coming home to take a bubble bath
    -When swearing was such a bad thing
    -When there wasn''t such a thing as a rumor
    -When your only number was your house number
    -When we didn't spend 12 hours a day on the computer
    -When the only reason that girls cried is when they got hurt or someone died
    -Holding your mom's hand in the mall
    -When the only music we listened to was on Disney
    -When our parents would plan our playdates
    -When we did whatever we wanted with out being judged
    -When we didn't text all day

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    Me: I have a headache
    Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
    Me: My back hurts
    Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
    Me: I failed a test
    Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
    Me: The Grand Dutchess Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia was murdered by communists in 1918
    Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much

  6. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    It's all for attention, right?
    She cuts for attention, doesn't she?
    She thinks about suicide everyday.
    She starves herself.
    She cries herself to sleep.
    She's broken
    But it's all for attention, right?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. taylorday7 taylorday7
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    Last night at Texas Roadhouse while I was working a little old man comes up to me.
    I ask: "how many?"
    And he goes: "Just one old geezer and the most beautiful woman in the world."
    An old woman comes hobbling in on a cane after him and he goes: "Look at her. 50 years of marriage and she still takes my breath away."
    I want that someday.

  10. cupcake_lover88 cupcake_lover88
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 10:07pm UTC
    Not that any of you would care... but my dad just died fighting for our country......

  11. moonstone7777 moonstone7777
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    Like this qoute and i'll tell you the first thing i notcie aout your profile.

  12. HellsMessenger HellsMessenger
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    Favourite and I shall comment
    on your profile
    and write what
    I think of you?
    I'll do all of
    them <3

  13. redandblackbaby redandblackbaby
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    Comment if you have ever had a suicidal thought. EVER.
    Fave if you want to help out anyone who is suicidal.

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    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 2:27pm UTC
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  15. IllListen IllListen
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    ♥♥♥
    Hey everyone. I'm bored...sooo fave this quote and I'll comment on your profile my first impression of you. (Sorry if I'm wrong...or offensive. ) ♥
    ♥♥♥
    my format and im sorry if anyone else has written this as a quote before
    but i just thought of this at the top of my head:) and i love you witty girls♥!


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  18. babydolphin09 babydolphin09
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Today i was in school, and i was talking to my math teacher;
    Me: I'm actually scared to be here. I don't want to go to school anymore. I'm afraid theres going to be more and more shootings.
    Teacher: I don't blame you, i'm scared to. I'm starting to lock my door now.
    Kid in my class:You know that isn't even funny to joke about, Sarah? That isn't funny. Stop trying to get attention.
    Me: *Starts crying, leaves to go to the bathroom*
    Teacher: You know what's not funny? the fact that you're making fun of her for being scared. Do you know what kind of world we live in? People don't even feel safe anymore playing in their front yard. It's not funny that you're making fun of her for being scared, because tecnically you're making fun of me too, because i'm scared as well.

  19. IllListen IllListen
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    Fair warning. I creep on
    all of my followers profiles.
    practicly raping their
    profile. Youve been
    warned.

  20. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    and suddenly, all of our
    problems seem so much less significant. On Monday, everyone wear
    Green and white: Sandy Hook Elementary's colors. I think we should turn Witty green and white as well, just so everyone can realize even though they are gone, they will never be forgotten.
    please help me get Steve to see this
    ^
    (o)
    ---
    | |
    | |
    ---
    a candle in memory of all of them<3
    P.s. It is green and white if you go to their website (http://newtown.sandyhook.schooldesk.net/) click spirit days it specifically says... On the first Friday of each month this year, wear the green and the white to show off your school pride!.....They are also the eagles not the dolphins for those who were unsure of the masct and the colors.

:)

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