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Idonwannabewifoutyoubabe


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    Do you ever feel like
    People don't like you as much as you like them?

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Damn, I forgot to go to the gym today...
    That's 10 years in a row now.

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 8:57am UTC
    "When a girl is talking to niall,
    he stays quiet and listen
    to every word she has to say"
    - Louis Tomlinson ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  5. wittygiraffelover wittygiraffelover
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    Take a moment to realize,
    you have never seen your face in person, just pictures and reflections.


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 5:07am UTC
    Can we fall, one more time?
    S t o p t h e t a p e , a n d r e w i n d ? [x] [x] [x]

  8. adri15purple adri15purple
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    When you open the door for someone just to be nice
    and then an army of people
    take advantage of your
    kindness and start walking
    out the door while you are
    still holding it.
    nmf

  9. makin_it_rain7 makin_it_rain7
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 11:28pm UTC
    Reasons i check my voicemail,
    1% listen to the message
    99% to get rid of the annoying icon..

  10. lolomg53 lolomg53
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    I What if P Diddy was actually called Pete Diddy and we just misheard him, so now he just goes with it because its too late to correct everyone, but every night he goes home and cries, whispering to himself 'My name is Pete...'

  11. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 11:49pm UTC
    Drinking cold water
    after chewing really minty gum, and having that freezing feeling on your throat.
    nmf

  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:18am UTC
    "I hate to see a guy who insults a girl
    or is bad with her, immediately
    i think she'd be better of with me."
    - Niall Horan ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  13. xoxoniicolexoxo xoxoniicolexoxo
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 12:33am UTC
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  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 8:15am UTC
    "You many not be plastic
    but you are
    fantastic."
    - Louis Tomlinson ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  15. phee* phee*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 11:24am UTC
    I'm going to get top quote
    I'm going to make my text really big
    Turn it rainbow
    Hearts: ♥♥♥♥♥
    And last of all
    ONE DIRECTION


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. foreverkristinalynne foreverkristinalynne
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 11:24am UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    The awkward moment
    When Its Your Birthday and Everyone is singing "happy Birthday" and you're just sitting there smiling like an idiot wishing they would shut up already. ♥

  18. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    boyfri(end)
    girlfri(end)
    fri(end)
    inter(forever)net

  19. pinklover pinklover
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    You realize that when you first walk into the ocean, you are walking off the continent?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    I respect guys that
    Can cook
    are good with kids
    Are nice
    use proper grammar
    Respect me.

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