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Idonwannabewifoutyoubabe

1. Idonwannabewifoutyoubabe
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2012 2:56pm UTC
   Hey guys!
   I made another witty, because, well, my last quote kinda explains it.
   Lets just say, I'm really bad at stalking. ahah.
   Check It Out!
   it's called:
   Alexiisss
   i couldnt think of anything else, lol.
   Okaay, thanks!
   byee :)
   
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2. Idonwannabewifoutyoubabe
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 9:18pm UTC
   When you find someones witty from your school,
   and accidently fave one of their quotes.
   i know this isnt twitter, but,
   #imshakinggg.
   
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3. Idonwannabewifoutyoubabe
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 2:37am UTC
   Just once I want someone to look at me right away and think that I was beautiful.
   Not after they get to know me, or see who I really am,
   Just me.
   I want to walk into a room and light up,
   Not blend.
   nmf
   Format credit;gocrazy22598
   
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4. Idonwannabewifoutyoubabe
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 3:51am UTC
   What I say: "I hate feet."
   What people hear me say: "Please rub your feet on me!"
   
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5. Idonwannabewifoutyoubabe
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2012 10:30pm UTC
   You had me at 'Hello'
   ♥
   format credit to nsnlover
   Format by Cookiedoughformats
   
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6. Idonwannabewifoutyoubabe
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2012 10:25pm UTC
   Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
   Me: But you just did... twice
   One Direction: But we never say never
   Me: OHMAGAWD! So true... meaningful... *tears up*
   (nmq/nmf)
   
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7. Idonwannabewifoutyoubabe
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2012 12:28am UTC
   um,
   you call yourself a directioner, but dont like Harry, because you think he's ugly?
   awww hecckk no beeyotchh.
   
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8. Idonwannabewifoutyoubabe
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 8:16pm UTC
   You're short?
   Look on the bright side- You could be tinker bell at Disney World if you want to :)
   
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9. Idonwannabewifoutyoubabe
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 7:09pm UTC
   Scientist: If you dream about someone, it most likely means that they thought about you before going to bed.
   Me: ONE DIRECTION THOUGHT ABOUT ME BEFORE GOING TO BED? THIS IS DA BEST DAY EVER. OMG. *cries*
   
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10. Idonwannabewifoutyoubabe
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    Cry me a river.
    I cried a river over you.
    nmf
    
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11. Idonwannabewifoutyoubabe
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:50am UTC
    "Mom can I..."
    "Go ask your father."
    "Dad can I...."
    "Go ask your mother."
    WTF.?!
    nmq/nmf
    
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12. Idonwannabewifoutyoubabe
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    Oh, i f I catch you,
    Oh my God, if I catch you.<3
    nmf
    Format Credit to MyWittyProfile
    
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13. Idonwannabewifoutyoubabe
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    &Thankyou Facebook, for telling me when someone has seen my message, so I know when people ignore me. ^.^
    
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14. Idonwannabewifoutyoubabe
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Me: I hate feet
    Everything in the Universe: *Puts their feet on me* HAHAHAHAHAH OMGZZ THTS DA FUNNIEST SHAZ EVER OMG LYKE SRSLY.
    
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15. Idonwannabewifoutyoubabe
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    My Sister: So what are you into.?
    Me: One Direction. Hbuu.?
    My Sister: Who.?
    Me:
    My Sister:
    Me:
    My Sister:
    Me: Ur kidding right.
    My Sister: No..?
    Me: Get out.
    
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16. Idonwannabewifoutyoubabe
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    I wish I lived back when
    Having "No Supper"
    Was your worst punishment.
    
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17. Idonwannabewifoutyoubabe
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    &&The first quote on Witty was;
    "There once was a man from Nantucket,
    Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
    But his daughter, named Nan,
    Ran away with a man,
    And as for the bucket, Nantucket
    -Steve"
    WTF.?!
    
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