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I'm trying Witty Out again. Hello everyone! Long time no see. Things have certainly changed since i've last been here. My name is still ugly, Thérèse, and i'm still only 5 feet tall. I'm sixteen and a Junior in those 4 years of hell we call High School. Brown hair, blue eyes, do i really have to explain my face? it shouldn't matter. Like my quotes? Great! Think they're awful? Fuck off! Another thing to know is i've got a potty mouth, and i won't apologize for it ;) Other than that I think i'm a pretty cool girl and I LOVE making new friends so do not be shy with me. Leave me a comment! Toodaloo mothafuckas!

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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 26, 2011 4:33pm UTC

PEANUTS
is one of the ingredients in dynomite

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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 26, 2011 6:44am UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#20
Make Loud noises in the bathroom.
nmf/nmq

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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 8:35pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#19
Take a leak in the dressing rooms.
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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 8:32pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#18
Leave mysterious messages on the typewriters.
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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 8:30pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#17
along with to #16
Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 8:28pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#16
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
nmf/nmq

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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 8:26pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#15
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 8:24pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#14
When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 8:23pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#13
In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 8:21pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#12
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 7:02pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#11
Hold indoor shopping cart races.
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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 7:00pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#10
While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation.
Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me?" "I thought you loved me!" "I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won." "You kissed ME darling."
Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
nmf/nmq

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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 6:58pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#9
Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through,
say things like
"the fat man walks alone,"
and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
nmf/nmq

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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 6:46pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#8
Set up a Valet Parking sign in front of the store.
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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 6:39pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#7
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible."
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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 6:37pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#7
Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, &yell "I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 6:33pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#6
Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 5:12pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#5
Follow someone until they notice
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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 5:10pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#4
Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 5:08pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#3
Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
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