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audreyann
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November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC

I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

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Briitney
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 7:03pm UTC

♥ Before Marriage ♥
Boy: At last I can hardly wait
Girl: Do you want me to leave
Boy: No, don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, I always will.
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, do you think I ever would?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Would you ever hurt me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Honey (:
After marriage,
(read it backwards!)

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Kelsehquann
posted a quote
February 22, 2011 10:46pm UTC

Is it a
coincidence that
"STRAP-ON"
backwards is
'NO- PARTS''?

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babyBrii
posted a quote
March 6, 2011 9:41pm UTC

Hello, stranger. . .
Remember when we
used to be in love?

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xolovelikewoexo
posted a quote
March 7, 2011 7:12pm UTC

See that girl right there?
The one you just called fat-she's been starving herself, and she's lost over 30 pounds.
The one you just called ugly-she spends over 3 hours putting her makeup on.
The one you just called stupid-She has a learning disability. She studies for 6 hours a night
The one you just called a baby-You would be crying to if your mother was dead
The one you just tripped-I think she's abused enough at home
There's a lot more to a person than you think.

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livelovedance
posted a quote
March 7, 2011 7:11pm UTC

Fave if you
Still count on your fingers in math class.

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Billyboy
posted a quote
March 8, 2011 4:48am UTC

// The first time \\
I had a Mcflurry i thought the
spoon was also a straw ♥♥♥
format not mine.

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
March 7, 2011 8:05pm UTC

I STOOD THERE & WATCHED
YOU WALK AWAY
8FROM EVERYTHING WE HAD7
but I still mean every word I said to you.

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
March 7, 2011 7:42pm UTC

My body isn't perfect.
I don't walk with confidence.
I get into fights with my parents and friends.
Some nights I'd rather be by myself then out partying.
I cry over the smallest things.
Most people don't get me.
There are days I get through with forced smiles and fake laughs.
I try and convince myself that things are okay when they are not.
I'm not ugly, but I'm not beautiful.
I don't look as good in real life as I do in pictures.
There are some nights when I cry myself to sleep.
I constantly feel like I'm not good enough.
I'm imperfectly perfect.
But I'm perfect for me.

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Billyboy
posted a quote
March 8, 2011 4:07am UTC

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Billyboy
posted a quote
March 8, 2011 3:16am UTC

*crossing the road*
Age 5 : Holding mommy's hand
Age 10: Stop, Look, Listen
Age 15: FUCKINGG RRRUUUUNNN!!!
-not my format-

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Kayleemarie
posted a quote
March 7, 2011 8:13pm UTC

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Kayleemarie
posted a quote
March 8, 2011 9:20am UTC

I love rumors.
they tell me stuff about myself that i never knew before.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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fallinhard5
posted a quote
March 8, 2011 9:52pm UTC

Bethany (LetTheFlamesBegin),
I never talked to you, not once. I wish I had. I didn't know you, not even for a second. I wish I had. But I need to tell you this. Please Bethany, rest in peace. My dad, if you meet him, is amazing and you would like him. I know you will most likely not see this, but i have to say it. I am truly sorry. You are now with your brother and father. I feel so bad for your mother. I wish I could have known you. I would appreciate it if you talked to my dad. Tell him I miss him. Tell him I love him. Tell him I would give anything to have him back. Tell him these things for me please! I did not know you. But rest easy. Have an amazing time in heaven. When I come up, I hope to be able to know you. Thank you for your inspirational quotes. I love them. I will miss you, even thought I didn't know you.
Sincerely,
Me (fallinhard5)
({long but worth reading})

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melissa8910
posted a quote
March 8, 2011 9:37pm UTC

S.T.O.P.
being so perfect...
Because
i'm so NOT.
and
it
breaks
my
heart.

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Angietron
posted a quote
March 8, 2011 9:53pm UTC

I'm afraid I'm falling too f
a
s
t
And you haven't even jumped yet
*****my own quote******

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vanybee

posted a quote
December 17, 2010 3:29pm UTC

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cx3
posted a quote
October 16, 2010 3:54pm UTC

Dear Mom, ♥
It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all his piercings & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me & that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!

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kaitlynamazing96
posted a quote
May 14, 2010 5:52pm UTC

CONVERSATION ON PHONE BETWEEN A BOY AND GIRL WHO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 5 MONTHS: (it's sad but read it. it's worth it)
Boy: Hey, hun!
Girl: Hey.
Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren't you there?
Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
Boy: Oh really? Why?
Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that's all.
Boy: Oh.
Girl: So what did we do in math today?
Boy: You didn't miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.
Girl: Ok, good.
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Hey, I have a question...
Boy: Ok, ask away.
Girl: ....how much do you love me?
Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.
Girl: Yeah...
Boy: Why did you ask?
Girl: ...>silence<...
Boy: Is something wrong?
Girl: No. Nothing at all.
Girl: ...how much do you care about me?
Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
Girl: You would?
Boy: Yeah of course I would. >sounding worried< Is there something wrong?
Girl: No, everything's fine..
Boy: Are you sure
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Okay...I hope so.
Girl: .....would you die for me?
Boy: I would take a bullet for you anyday, hun.
Girl: Really?
Boy: Anyday. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?
Girl: No, I'm fine. You're fine. We're fine. Everyone and everything is fine.
Boy: ......okay.
Girl: ....well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school.
Boy: Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU!
Girl: Yeah...I love you, too. Bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
Friend: No.
Boy: Oh.
Friend: She wasn't here yesterday, either.
Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
Boy: Yeah, but not her.
Friend: I don't know what else to say, man.
Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to english. I'll see ya after school.
Friend: Yeah I gotta get to science. Later.
THAT NIGHT:
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
Girl: Hello?
Boy: Hey.
Girl: Oh, hi.
Boy: Why weren't you at school today?
Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.
Boy: Are you sick?
Girl: ….um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.
Boy: I’ll wait.
Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
Boy: Alright……I love you.
>very long pause<
Girl: (with a tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up.
Boy: What!?
Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I love you.
-click-
THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
Boy: Hey dude.
Friend: Hey.
Boy: What’s up?
Friend: Nothing. Hey…have you talked to your ex lately?
Boy: No.
Friend: So you didn’t hear?
Boy: Hear what?
Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…
Boy: dude, what the hell just tell me!
Friend: Uh….call this number…433-555-3468
Boy: Ok…
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Beckham.
Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
Voice: What is their name, sir?
(boy gives info)
Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?
Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
Boy: WHAT HAPPENED!?!
Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.
Boy: WAIT! NO!
-dial tone-
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
Boy: Oh my God, are u okay??
Girl: .......
Boy: Sweetie!! Talk to me!!
Girl: I.....
Boy: You what? YOU WHAT?
Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.
Boy: ....>breaks into tears<....
Girl: They're taking me off tonight.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .
Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?
Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
Boy: You could never hurt me.
Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt about me the same as I felt about you.
Boy: ?
Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
Boy: (crying)
Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll always be here with you
Boy: Then why did you break up with me?
Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over.
The boy leaves and later that night the girl is taken off of life support and dies, but what the boy didn’t know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time. She only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks left to live and thought that it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
NEXT DAY
The boy is found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other.
THE NOTE SAID:
“I told her that I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.”

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