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MillBill
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October 25, 2013 5:40pm UTC

Uhm, excuse me
but you are
absolutely
positively
undoubtedly
gorgeous..

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Kelseykitty*
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October 25, 2013 10:58am UTC

you guys actually think i'm pretty? like, 5 guys on here have told me im beautiful or gorgeous or sexii and i'm like wtf are you blind?!

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Kelseykitty*
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October 25, 2013 11:25am UTC

wednesdays game tho...

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soccer_41
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October 25, 2013 8:29am UTC

Sometimes ill do something and think "thats so Raven" other things i do and think "that was not very Raven"

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soccer_41
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October 25, 2013 8:26am UTC

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket

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soccer_41
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October 23, 2013 7:52pm UTC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love ya!!!!!!!!

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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October 23, 2013 10:29am UTC

My thoughts are stars
I cannot
Fathom into constellations

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 10:34am UTC

Thomas Edisons last words were,
'It is very beautiful over there.I don't know where there is,but I believe its somewhere, and I hope
its beautiful'

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soccer_41
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October 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC

If I lay here, If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

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soccer_41
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October 22, 2013 12:17pm UTC

We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public... sometimes.

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soccer_41
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 12:31pm UTC

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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Princess2Horan
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 9:09pm UTC

No, I don't have to do this homework because...
*snaps fingers in Z formation*
I'm BEYONCE.
*Storms out of house and performs an amazing song and dance routine*

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gray22
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October 22, 2013 11:52am UTC

.Fear is the only thing keeping us alive.

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Barely_Breathing*
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 7:39pm UTC

But I'm not crazy,
I'm just a little unwell.
I know right now you can't tell,
but stay a while and maybe then you'll see
a different side of me...

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gray22
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 9:16am UTC

Make your own decisions;
Make your own mistakes.

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gray22
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 9:23am UTC

You're not in love; you love the attention.
You're not in love; you're lonely.

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gray22
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 4:30pm UTC

Your whole life has been planned out for you,
and there's an exact date and time
when you will meet that special person
and no matter what choices
in life you make
they will always find you,
and you will
always find
them.

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I_am_the_monster_under_your_bed
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 9:53pm UTC

I will always
care for you,
even if we're not
together and even if
we're far,far away
from each other...
Syd,I Love You!! :*

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LostGirls*
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October 21, 2013 1:29am UTC

You were born to be real, not to be perfect.
-Katrina

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savannah*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:52pm UTC

Never give him what lies beneath your clothes if
he doesn't appreciate the beauty above them.

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