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iWriteMoon
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October 14, 2010 2:29pm UTC

TODAY...
my brother and I were bike-riding. While he was distracted, he rode in a tree.
I was laughing so hard, I ran into a pole.
MLIA

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emiinnerr
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October 18, 2010 3:43pm UTC

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sarahthecow
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December 10, 2010 1:17pm UTC

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Xosmileyxo101
posted a quote
December 13, 2010 6:56pm UTC

*BF and GF are over at the BF's house*
BF's Mom: Where are you going?
BF: My room.
*Later, Mom hears a scream and goes running to the BF's room to find him lying on the bed crying*
Mom: What happened?
GF: I beat him at black ops.

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clumsgirl811
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August 17, 2010 1:33pm UTC

I haven't been able to fall asleep until 3 AM every night this summer...
I'm screwed
when school
starts.
////♥

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bambi313dancer
posted a quote
October 23, 2010 6:48pm UTC

Trick or Treat
Smell my feet
Give me something
Good to eat
If you don't
I don't care
I'll pull down your
UNDERWEAR :)
Favorite this
If you remember this :)
format by emiinnerr

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sarahthecow
posted a quote
December 10, 2010 1:43pm UTC

dear internet;
please stop with the ads that start talking on their own.
sincerely, i just had a heart attack♥
not my format;

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Kelsehquann
posted a quote
January 24, 2011 7:26pm UTC

can I out eat you?
-Fav if you read this wrong.
♥

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sarahthecow
posted a quote
December 10, 2010 1:56pm UTC

dear guys who work at subway;
look who's makin' a 'sammich' now.
sincerely, girls♥
not my format;

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brokenwings
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January 1, 2011 12:02am UTC

Updating your status
just so you can let him
know that you're online. (;

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 7:29pm UTC

If a girl
ADMITS SHE LIKES YOU,.
know that it took her
every ounce of courage she has.
Idiot, don't take her for granted

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heatherawr49
posted a quote
January 16, 2011 5:51pm UTC

Finding Nemo
♥ Dory:I shall call him Squishy and he shall be
mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on,
Squishy Come on, little Squishy.
[jellyfish stings her]
Dory: Ow. Bad Squishy, bad Squishy.♥

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katiebxo
posted a quote
June 27, 2010 10:26pm UTC

spongebob:“remember patrick, flatter the customer. make him feel good."
customer:
"hello?"
patrick:
"i love you."
♥

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SLERP
posted a quote
September 11, 2010 6:35pm UTC

I Got Excited When I Learned
Turtles Can Breathe
Out Of Their Butt :B

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kmsdoodle
posted a quote
September 19, 2010 8:35pm UTC

coming home, looking at yourself in the mirror, and thinking,
HOLY CRAP!
DID I REALLY LOOK
LIKE THAT ALL DAY?!

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xthatsxlifex
posted a quote
September 22, 2010 8:10pm UTC

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So I wanna know. . .
where myWitty girls live!
so if you're from the
United States;
show some love and favorite!
if you're from
anywhere else;
represent by commenting!
thanks girls!*
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JaseyRae_x3
posted a quote
November 4, 2010 9:49pm UTC

Pencil: You know, I'm really sorry.
Eraser:For What? You didn't do anything wrong.
Pencil: I'm sorry, because you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
Eraser: That's true, but I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. ♥

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ii_L0V3_you_x3
posted a quote
December 1, 2010 9:22pm UTC

wouldn't it be so funny
if the motto for the itouch and iphone was
mmm...i'd tap that.

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thetwins
posted a quote
December 28, 2010 11:19pm UTC

oh hot damn
-favorite if you just said this is my jam:)-

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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