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Mister_Alex
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November 27, 2011 12:39pm UTC

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xxsaraelisexx
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November 22, 2011 6:00pm UTC

my parents accused me of being a liar.
i looked them in the face & said,
"tooth fairy, santa, easter bunny."
& walked away like a boss.
#swagg

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luv2flip910
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 4:53pm UTC

Boy: Oh really? So if girls are better than boys, then why did God create men first ?
Girl: That is obvious. Everyone needs a rough draft before a final copy. :)
nmq

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DANMOON
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 6:45pm UTC

BOY: Mummy what's in your stomach?
MUM: Your baby sister.
BOY: Do you love her?
MUM:Yes, very much.
BOY: Then why did you eat her?

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 3:00pm UTC

User name or password.
is incorrect.
"TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH!!"

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evilpanda
posted a quote
November 25, 2011 9:25pm UTC

Am i the only one,
who didn't know that Mr.Krabs sang the Spongebob Theme song?

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smartnsavy
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November 29, 2011 7:46pm UTC

Teacher: I'm going to call your parents.
Elementry School: Nooooo! ill stop!
Middle School: Ok. *worries in head*
High School: TELL HER I SAID HI!!!!!!!

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Sarahbear96
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November 29, 2011 8:18pm UTC

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 8:21pm UTC

Damnntaylerx's format.
That nervous moment .
when its the first day back at school and the
teacher makes everyone stand and introduce themselves.

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_Hey_Bro_
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November 29, 2011 8:24pm UTC

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purplelove2397
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November 29, 2011 8:26pm UTC

I Hate It How Your Nice
To The Weird Kid
& Then BOOM. Stalked For Life.

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nima56
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 8:51pm UTC

Brunette, "I love Eminem"
Blonde,"The candy?"
Brunette,"No, the rapper"
Blonde, "what's so cool about m&m wrappers?"
LMAO!

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alicenb13
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 8:55pm UTC

I wasn't THAT drunk,
Dude, you chucked my parakeet at me and screamed ANGRY BIRDS!
you were a hot mess...

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fatassmuffin
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 12:07pm UTC

a relationship without trust
is like a phone with no service. and what do you do with a phone with no service? you play games.

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Matthew_
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 7:32pm UTC

Fave this quote
for confessions of Matthew_
nmq

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ilylotsxred
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 8:09pm UTC

It's okay Waldo,
I'm trying to find myself to...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 2:14pm UTC

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ilylotsxred
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 9:47pm UTC

that awkward moment
when you stretch and you sound like a dying whale.

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Lyannn
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 8:13pm UTC

Dear Pringles,
Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that.
Sincerly, A normal teenager.

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josiefish
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 5:21pm UTC

Coming up with an
amazing quote but
not getting the faves that it
deserves because you're not "popular"

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