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Hello!

The shit you hear about me might be true.. but it could be as fake as the bitch who told you.

nima56
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 10:43pm UTC

ISN'T IT SILLY?
today he purposley ran at full speed behind me, and attempted
to push me over. luckily, he stopped and didn't knock me over. :D
to my suprise, it still scared, me so being the chicken i am, i let out a
big scream. when he heard my scream, he immediatley began to
start laughing, along with his friend. he kept on looking at me and
laughing. when his friend was walking out the door, he imitated me
by waving his arms around, and pretending to scream, while my
crush just laughed. most humiliating day ever.
through all of that, him attempting to scare me on purpose,
i am still in love with him.

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nima56
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 10:07pm UTC

Boys have it so easy:
-They don't have to worry about their period.
.-They don't get pregnant and have a baby inside them.
.-They don't have to squeeze out a baby out of them.
.- They don't have to worry about split ends.
.- They don't have to spend money on makeup.
.They don't have to go bra shopping.
.-They don't have to go to the store quick to buy pads.
.-They don't have to worry about becoming prego.
But we also have it easy:
-We don't have underwear that look like shorts.
.- In th locker rooms, we actually have bras; they don't 0_O
.- They don't get to be on the cheer squad.
.They don't get to spend hours perfecting their looks.
nmf

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nima56
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 9:28pm UTC

*In TX HIstory*
Teacher- OK, Now you have to put an energy source in each state.
Class: *Confused*
Teacher- OK, It's like in the Hunger Games, each District specializes in one thing.
Class: OH I GET IT NOW.

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nima56
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 6:12pm UTC

I remember last year I ran into the kitchen.
My sister was playing on Poptropica.
I went to the drawer and grabbed a butter knife
My sister asked if I was making sandwiches.
I said, "Sure" and walked to my room & locked the door.
My dog came in with me, and I started crying,
Crying because I thought no one loved me.
So I got the knife and put it to my heart, in an
attempt to commit suicide, but I thought:
If I died, who would be my sister's maid of honor?
Who would miss me?
Who would my friends go to prom with?
What will happen when I die?
and
"If I die, will anyone notice?"
I put the knife down. Hugged my dog, unlocked my door
and thought about life, and how amazing it is.
And if I hadn't thought of those 5 questions,
I wouldn't be alive.
alnicholas

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nima56
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 10:47pm UTC

Today in science.
This girl looked in her book and saw lyrics to: I Am The Walrus. We listened to it together, and she told me she would memorize the lyrics. Turns out to be the STUPIDEST song ever. No joke.

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April 2, 2012 5:28pm UTC

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nima56
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 3:03pm UTC

My crush called me ugly today.
I hope he realizes that he's the one that caused these tears.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nkTj1rjG_s&feature=bf_prev&list=FLFx3oqxjMx5lqYlJmvgHrXA&lf=plpp_videoThis song describes how I feel

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nima56
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 2:34pm UTC

24
Mission Accomplished

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nima56
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 8:47pm UTC

My crush found out I like him today. . .
Kill me now.
Save me from the awkwardness.

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nima56
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 6:28pm UTC

..................
Can you guys do me a favor? ♥
So can y'all watch this video and comment on it. My friend(The one who is singing) has no
self-confidence, and I want her to realize her talent and pursue her dream of being a sing-
er. She thinks she'll never become a singer because her voice is horrrible. So anyway- please
just watch it and comment so she won't feel horrible. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU-YUsEC8xU&feature=plcp&context=C48632f5VDvjVQa1PpcFMdw9SNxlELl7M-F0CuGmRWsZpk6Huu0FM%3D
Thank you Witty Friends!!
Maybe she'll realize that she has talent.
....................
Format:blobbyblobster/blobbyformats

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nima56
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 6:22pm UTC

That moment when...
Your BFF posts UGLY pics of you on FB and you
realize that your crush is your BFFS FB friend and
he'll see them on his News Feed.
I feel like killing my BFF right now.
nmf

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nima56
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 1:42pm UTC

My friend and I are going to
Become like chuggaconroy on Youtube
And make super awesome Pokemon Videos.
And we are gonna do commentary of PKMN:Fire Red
Hehe. Wanna know what our rival's name is?
His name is Kcufssa.
Now many of you would be wondering
WTH does Kcufssa mean?!?!?!
Just read Kcufssa backwards!!
KCUFSSA spells f*ck *ss backwards silly!!
Kcufssa is pretty awesome, but we also thought
of KCIDSSA!!
Haha. I think you can read that one
on your own!
Haha! We're so awesome!!!
<3
-nmf

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nima56
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 11:52pm UTC

I 'Liked' his Status.
He 'Liked' my photo
♥

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nima56
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 10:49am UTC

"Will you marry me?."
"O_O IS THAT A WEDDING RING?"
(NO YOU IDIOT. It's a giant pinneaple)
nmf♥

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nima56
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 9:58pm UTC

Fave for a name that sounds cute with yours
Trust me, I will do all of them. I'm seriously bored;
If your name isn't in your About Me, please comment with your name.♥

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nima56
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 10:57pm UTC

Confession#1
I love this guy so much I went to his FB page, picked the cutest profile pic and took a picture of it on my phone.

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nima56
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 10:23pm UTC

*At the store.*
(A manequin was on the table.)
Me: Girl! Get yourself off the table. You aren't a model.
Me: *looks up to realize I was scolding a manequin.*
Me: Hahh. You're good. I got you. Hahh Hahh.
The love of my life just HAD to walk past me while I was arguing with the manequin.

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nima56
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 10:19pm UTC

I just found out that the love of my life is a TOTAL jerk. What's his problem? Yeah, I he's not nice with his attitude, just nice to look at, obviously. (Guess he's never heard of the Golden rule: Treat others how you'd want to be treated.)

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posted a quote
February 28, 2012 10:16pm UTC

I'm writing a letter to Disney. I'm attaching a story of a Mexican princess called Sakina. (Named after my BFF) I hope Disney will finally make a Mexican or Latina princess....

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nima56
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 8:51pm UTC

My mom went to the EMERGENCEY ROOM yesterday. I cried and cried today. She's fine. I just worry.
I love you too Chapter 2 (ADAMS POV) Will be coming out on Feb. 17th!!!

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