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ImmaDirectioner
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August 8, 2012 4:28am UTC

Little Boy: Mom, why is her name Rosie?
Mom: Because her mom likes roses.
Little Boy: Mom, what do you like?
Mom: Stop asking questions Dicky
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TenderGrill
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 7:39am UTC

only trust people who like big butts
They cannot lie. ;)

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D. Heaven*
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 7:41am UTC

Sad song comes on the radio...
And you look out the window
as if you are in a music video
♥

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Alfie*
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:52pm UTC

Shortest Horror story ever:
Computer: unable to connect to the internet.
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Fuck00society
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:52pm UTC

Girl Fact #1
Missing someone is a horrible feeling,
but knowing that they dont miss you back,
is much worse.
Should I start a series?
Nmf

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LIzAlyse1122
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 10:11am UTC

That mini heart attack when...
your teacher says your name and your not even paying a bit of attention!:)

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elligrig13
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 10:18am UTC

My dad is at the hospital. He fell from some stairs at work. He can't breath. He might have broken something. Please Wittians show some mercy and pray for him. Please.
♥

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IHateSausages
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December 15, 2011 11:50am UTC

Tears are like raindrops.
They look the same,
They sound the same,
Yet they fall for different reasons.

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