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  1. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 7:34am UTC
    Take
    the colour of your toothbrush
    +
    the last thing you ate and that
    =
    your band name
    Comment what is it ;)
    blue waffle

  2. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 4:43am UTC
    I quote to express not impress.

  3. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 4:36am UTC
    Imperfection is beautiful♥

  4. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 4:27am UTC
    If we aren't supposed to eat midnight snacks, why does the fridge have a
    Light?

  5. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 4:16am UTC
    You call them "swear words", and i call them "sentence enhancers"
    (;

  6. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 4:14am UTC
    google
    What do women really want?
    search about 1 result (0.27 seconds)
    So bad, my computer crashed :'(

  7. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 4:12am UTC
    Crush
    Heyy :)
    Me
    *Retarded mode activated*

  8. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 4:09am UTC
    cheating on a good girl is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock

  9. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 4:07am UTC
    Ex means... Thanks for the Experience... Our time has Expired... Now Exit my life.

  10. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 4:04am UTC
    Dubstep
    a rap battle between the autobots and the decepticons

  11. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 7:03am UTC
    88% of the people reading this will not find the the mistake in this
    A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,
    L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V, W,X,Y,Z.

  12. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 6:58am UTC
    What I if told you,
    you read the first 5 words wrong.

  13. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    If you had the entire world's attention for 60 seconds, what would you say? :)

  14. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 7:09am UTC
    Congratulations!
    you've won a life time supply of air
    (not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking)

  15. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 9:47am UTC
    The awkward when you already said 'moment' in your head before you even read this.

  16. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 10:34am UTC
    This will be faved for no reason :)

  17. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 10:22am UTC
    "Those Crocs look great on you! :)"
    - Nobody

  18. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 10:11am UTC
    Pain makes you stronger
    tears makes you braver
    and
    heartbreaks makes you
    wiser
    so thank the past
    for a
    better future

  19. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 8:11am UTC
    Girls PMS once a month.
    You're a douche-bag
    24/7.

  20. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 10:44am UTC
    Did you know?
    If you search "askew" in Google search, the page will tilt slightly clockwise.

:)

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