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ICECREAMFOREVER

  1. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 5:10am UTC
    That one day of fame when it's your birthday.

  2. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 5:02am UTC
    What's that thing called where your crush likes you back?
    oh yeah imagination.

  3. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 4:52am UTC
    Why does everything matter when it's too late?

  4. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    April 27, 2013 4:47am UTC
    Commercials are tolerable if they're creative.

  5. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 4:42am UTC
    We all have tried the neighbors WiFi to see if it works.

  6. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    April 27, 2013 4:39am UTC
    I believe in hate at first sight.

  7. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 7:34am UTC
    BE HONEST & CHOOSE THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN
    Comment what you are :)
    JANUARY → born the funniest
    FEBRUARY → born the craziest
    MARCH → born the cutest
    APRIL → born the sweetest
    MAY → born the kindest
    JUNE → born the most serious
    JULY → born the most beautiful/handsome
    AUGUST → born the sexiest
    SEPTEMBER → born the most romantic
    OCTOBER → born the best in bed
    NOVEMBER → born the nicest
    DECEMBER → born the perfect lovers
    November - born the nicest :)
    - ICECREAMFOREVER -

  8. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 9:04am UTC
    At McDonald when they say
    ‘sorry about your wait’
    they really mean
    ‘sorry about your weight’

  9. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 9:00am UTC
    Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught a fish yet.

  10. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 8:05am UTC
    What if
    the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind that can't afford an education?

  11. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 10:41am UTC
    I would rather read the iTunes
    terms and conditions
    than go to school.

  12. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 10:39am UTC
    I bet you didn't know:
    Before air conditioning was invented,
    white cotton slipcovers were put on furniture to keep the air cool.

  13. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 10:37am UTC
    Pretty Little Liars
    is the reason I have trust issues.

  14. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 10:35am UTC
    Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her spxrm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crxp, be ready to receive a ton of shxt.
    RESPECT HER.

  15. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 10:30am UTC
    There's actually a word for the day after tomorrow
    Overmorrow.

  16. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 6:28am UTC
    I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

  17. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 6:26am UTC
    Dear Glee,
    I'm pretty sure cheerleaders don't wear their uniforms 24/7.
    Sincerely,
    An actual high school student

  18. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 6:23am UTC
    Drama free, worry free.
    That's the way I wanna be :)

  19. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 6:19am UTC
    My life is one big
    "wow ok"

  20. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 6:14am UTC
    Call her beautiful
    Especially when she least expects it.

:)

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