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littleleftofthemiddle
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July 20, 2012 7:28pm UTC

my friend: what if you dated a guy with the same name as you
me: what if i dated a guy

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BravoSierra
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July 20, 2012 11:29pm UTC

"Am I on top or bottom?"I whisper as we start a two player game of Mario Kart.

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MarshMellowMcMuffin
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July 20, 2012 6:15pm UTC

When your bestfriend of 4 years calls someone else there best friend..
You can hear your heart break.

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Stereo_of_Hearts_
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 7:25pm UTC

that awkward moment
when you do the jenna marbles face to someone and they do it back

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MissyStar1965
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 6:05pm UTC

to do list:
1. Make vanilla ice cream. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3. Wear shirt that says 'Life'. Hand out lemons in a street corner.
4. Get into a crowded elevator and say ' I bet you all are wondering why I have gathered you here today'.
5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they want fries with that.
6. Run into a store. Ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell 'It worked!' and run out cheering.
7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
8. Change name to Simon. Speak in 3rd person.
9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say 'Help. A evil wizard and witch turned me into a parrot!' reaptedly.
10. Follow joggers around in your car blasting 'Eye of the Tiger' for encouragement.

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WalkingOnWater
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 5:18pm UTC

when i'm right,
nobody remembers.
but when i'm wrong,
nobody forgets.
nmq

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RiverSong98
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 5:19pm UTC

One does not simply
clean up glitter.

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bibliophile*
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 5:21pm UTC

You know what i miss...
i miss my curfew being the street lamps.
i miss Hey Arnold and Recess.
i miss being able to push someone in the pool without being scared about cellphones.
i miss... when times made sense.
i miss... my childhood
TyPicAl FoRmAts<3

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AlltheLights
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July 21, 2012 3:46pm UTC

I wonder if anyone has ever looked at me and thought, wow she's gorgeous

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anonymouslover_
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 1:03pm UTC

That annoying strip of hair you miss
on your leg after you shave...

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imthekindofgirl
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 1:14pm UTC

Im the kind of girl # 3
Im the kind of girl who talks people out of commiting suicide,
but wants to die herself.

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beelynng
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Me: Hey, I'm having a good day!
Parents: Let's yell at our children for no reason!
Friends: We'll all just be annoying, lol
Hair: Okay, I'll just look horrible all day.
Intertet: Time to shut down!
Crush: I'll go flirt with another girl.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Never mind.
Nmq/nmf

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softballchica15
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 1:26pm UTC

My brother: Mara! Mara! MARA!
Me: What?
My brother: I'm gonna die!
Me: What? No you aren't.
My brother: Yes I am. I'm gonna die!
Me: How...?
My brother: I don't know.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 1:38pm UTC

Me: *walks out of the bathroom with laptop*
Mom:Me:Mom:Me:Mom:Me:Mom:Me: Don't ask.

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