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HiImMERMS
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April 20, 2013 12:14am UTC

This always happens:
Person A: OMG is that blood on your hands/clothes?
Person B: Don't worry, it's not mine.
How is that reason not to worry.

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HiImMERMS
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April 20, 2013 12:01am UTC

It's funny how some girls are like:
"I deserev the same rights. Sexism is wrong. Men treat us badly."
But then they are also like:
"No we can't split the bill, I'm the girl. He didn't even open the door for me. Guys are suposed to ask the girl out, not the other way around."

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HiImMERMS
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April 19, 2013 11:43pm UTC

Father and son watching the news together.
Son: (shoked) There is so much bad stuff going on. What can I do about it.
Father: Nothing yet. You are still to young but for now you can look to the people who run towards the danger for thouse are the reall HEROS.
Thank you to all the HEROS out there.

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HiImMERMS
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April 19, 2013 11:22pm UTC

Wemen pick men like they pick there clothes,
Even if it dosent fit right they buy them anyway and think: 'I can fix this up at home'.

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HiImMERMS
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April 19, 2013 11:46am UTC

John Lennon's mother used to tell him that the point of life was to be happy. One day in school his teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He answerd telling her that he wanted to be happy. When his reaches said that he did not understand the asinement he answerd with: "You don't understand life."

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HiImMERMS
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April 19, 2013 11:14am UTC

So don't play with me coz you're playing with fire.

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HiImMERMS
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April 19, 2013 11:03am UTC

Me: Dude, Jimmy Page.... So cute.
Dad: He's older than me.
Me: Dude, Jimmy Page..... was so cute.
Dad: Better.

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HiImMERMS
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April 19, 2013 10:50am UTC

Will YOU SAIL the WORLD with ME?

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HiImMERMS
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April 19, 2013 10:32am UTC

Loving you isn't the right thing to do.
How can I ever change things that I feel?
If I could, baby I'd give you my world.
How can I if you won't take it from me?

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HiImMERMS
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April 19, 2013 10:15am UTC

Rock Music and Power Tools.

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HiImMERMS
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April 19, 2013 10:02am UTC

Don't you love it when the african american dose NOT die in a movie?
Oh wait....
That never happens.

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HiImMERMS
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April 19, 2013 9:23am UTC

I dream of your first kiss, and then,
I feel upon my lips again,
A taste of honey... tasting much sweeter than wine.

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HiImMERMS
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April 19, 2013 9:13am UTC

I'll live while I'm alive and sleep when I'm dead.

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HiImMERMS
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April 19, 2013 9:08am UTC

Yours are the sweetest EYES I've ever seen.

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HiImMERMS
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April 19, 2013 9:05am UTC

*Silence*
Girl: An angel just flew by.
Me: Or a gay baby was born.
Girl: A gay angel.
Sister: Gay angel? Castiel.

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HiImMERMS
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April 19, 2013 9:00am UTC

It's a little bit funny,
this feeling inside.

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HiImMERMS
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April 19, 2013 8:55am UTC

Everything that dose not lead directly to death makes you stronger.
-My dad (before it was cool)

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HiImMERMS
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April 19, 2013 8:47am UTC

Nothing is Free.
Except for Death.
And that costs your Life.
-My Dad

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HiImMERMS
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April 18, 2013 12:47am UTC

ME: Mum you know when you talk to stranges sometimes you come across as stupid.
Mum: All part of the plan.
Me: Plan?
Mum: Yah, little asian lady comes across as stupid everyone is willing to help.
Me:
Dad:
Sister:
Me:
Sister:
Me:
Dad:
Sister:
Me: That's brilliant.

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HiImMERMS
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April 18, 2013 12:32am UTC

But I've never
seen nothing
like YOU.

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