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  1. JayVaz JayVaz
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 12:01pm UTC
    While people are thinking of what the guy they want our soldiers are wishing for people to think of them !

  2. sydiee sydiee
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 12:01pm UTC
    *****
    11-11-11
    I know you've been hearing about this
    for like months now,
    But this is it!
    Dont waste your wish. This happens every
    1,000 years...Make it meaningfull
    Dont waste it
    *****
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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  4. dancer7845 dancer7845
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 11:58am UTC
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  5. AintxNoxOrdinaryxUnicorn AintxNoxOrdinaryxUnicorn
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 11:55am UTC
    This morning
    » I`m taking 2 minutes of silence at 11:00«
    I`m putting a poppy on my heart, and being thankful for my freedom. I`m going to have pride in my country.
    I`m remebering the fallen
    and praying for the ones sacrificing life.
    » And 11 minutes later «
    I`m wishing for them to come
    home.
    Take if you want:

  6. nevershoutnever98 nevershoutnever98
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 11:55am UTC
    Find the Gay person; 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 - CAN'T do it? - That's because they're humans too and we're all the same. Copy and paste this if you support gays, bisexuals, and lesbians. ♥♥♥

  7. analis analis
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 11:56am UTC
    -Will you hold my dog?
    -Okay I have a problem with the word "dog" I don´t use the "D" word per se cause I thinks, its really, really wrong. But I will happily hold your Canine- American. ♥♥♥

  8. cherrypink cherrypink
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    I BLAME MOVIES
    for my high expectations of relationships

  9. EmotionalTrickery EmotionalTrickery
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    January 6, 2011 10:16pm UTC
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  11. MeBeNiKsiE MeBeNiKsiE
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 2:48pm UTC
    TODAY,
    I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks.
    I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana.
    She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
    because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.
    I l o v e t h i s k i d .
    MLIA :)

  12. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 9:14pm UTC
    Who else remembers;
    "Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"

  13. rachvolleyelle4 rachvolleyelle4
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    March 19, 2011 8:32pm UTC
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  15. Hazel_Eyes_09 Hazel_Eyes_09
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 9:23pm UTC
    & who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
    flip the page over

  16. smilex0 smilex0
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC
    when i'm in the car
    and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

  17. Dancer4life0211 Dancer4life0211
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    Dear Autocorrect,
    Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You peice of shut.
    Fave if you get it..

  18. lexixojgari lexixojgari
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 3:47pm UTC
    Dear Justin Bieber,
    So, the word is you're going to have a baby?
    Sincerely, who's the father?

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 11:38pm UTC
    here are some actual label instructions on products:
    1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
    2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
    3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
    4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
    5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
    6. On a Sears Hairdryer- DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
    7. On a peanut packet- WARNING- CONTAINS NUTS.
    8. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT TRY TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS
    9. On the package of a shower cap- FITS ONE HEAD.
    10. On an iron packet- DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
    not mine

  20. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 8:09pm UTC
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