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1. happiest*
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2013 3:24pm UTC
   Today my dad was singing Christmas carols in the kitchen
   Dad:He knows how long you sleep in
   Dad:He knows that you've been baked
   Dad:He knows you spend all day online so you better hope your grandma gets you something nice because Santa is done with your sh-t
   
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2. Amenah
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2013 11:35am UTC
   One day, someone
   will walk into your life, and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else♥
   
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3. ChocoTaco
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2013 1:26pm UTC
   Me: *Walks into ice cream parlor*
   Me: *Braces self*
   Me: I would like a vanilla cone with rainbow sprinkles.
   Me: Nailed it.
   
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