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  1. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC
    Favorite if you've ever had a,
    Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

  2. lyssaroo7 lyssaroo7
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 1:36pm UTC
    Someone
    asked,
    WHY DO YOU LIKE
    HIM SO MUCH? ♥
    but before i could reply, my best friend
    put her hand over my mouth and said,
    DON'T EVEN GET
    HER STARTED. ♥
    -credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

  3. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Today;
    (please read, long but worth reading)
    Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

  4. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    -------------------------
    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

    -------------------------
    Not mine. I just love it


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  6. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  7. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    I LOVE HARRY
    ...Potter


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    Crocs are the simplest form of birth control.

  10. xxhellokittyxo xxhellokittyxo
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    If you cry you get wrinkles.
    If you are stressed you get pimples.
    So just smile and get dimples. :)
    :)

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    I respect high school dropouts.
    I mean, who else is going to make my hamburgers?

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    I don’t care if you think you have "swag".
    Pull up your pants and walk faster.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    Nice outfit.
    did it come with a pole?

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    I like sleeping,
    it's like death, but without the commitment.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    boy: it's awkward buying condoms.
    girl: it's awkward walking around pregnant.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic.
    Last scene: him going underwater.
    1st Scene in Inception: he wakes up on a beach

  17. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    Girls who;; #26
    Kiss us back.
    Nothing hurts us guys more than rejection

    nmf

  18. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  19. Chloeeee Chloeeee
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 10:48am UTC
    • • • • • •
    *Mom yells name*
    You: Yes?!..... *silence*
    You: YEAAAAH?!!
    *SILENCE*
    You: UGH!
    *gets up and see what she wants*
    • • • • • •

  20. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 11:54am UTC
    Niall: So you bake?
    Peeta: Yeah.
    Niall: Cakes and bread and stuff?
    Peeta: And pizza.
    Niall: Move aside, Katniss. This boy's mine.
    Peeta: Finally, someone who appreciates my skills.

:)

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