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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
April 5, 2009 3:36pm UTC

hey all you twilight lovers!
here's a petition for you !
Sign & Stop Twilight Haters
Petition Peeps Sign Here
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TWILIGHT IS AWESOME<3
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Amy5xx ... team edward! bt dont worry i still love jacob<3
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hscfenster5 [[Twilightterr all the way!]]

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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
March 27, 2009 4:20pm UTC

F*** My Life #4
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML.

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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
March 27, 2009 4:16pm UTC

F*** My Life #3
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
March 26, 2009 6:02pm UTC

F*** My LiFE #2
Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML

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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
March 26, 2009 5:55pm UTC

F*** My LiFE #1
Today I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for the first time for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there". Long awkward silence. FML
(didnt happen to me...new series..found on website! true stories!)

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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
March 26, 2009 5:43pm UTC

Hey Guys;
you could learn a bit from
Edward Cullen
mine! peaceee.

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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
March 17, 2009 4:27pm UTC

Don't;
Make me go all 'volturi' on you.
minee :]

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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
March 17, 2009 4:25pm UTC

Do it again;
and i will sooo give you a papercut in front of jasper.
mine :]

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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
March 17, 2009 4:23pm UTC

Jacob Black;
I want to LA PUSH you off a cliff!
complete credit to meee hscfenster5 :]

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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
March 15, 2009 3:24pm UTC

Hey You.
You mine as well get a good eduacation while your dealing with all that drama at school. Or else you'll go to clown school and become a clown and then all of the sweet little kids in this world will think your a scary, ugly monster and step on your big fat clown shoes, cry, and run away.
We wouldn't want that, now would we?
credit to gotsoccer98

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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
March 15, 2009 3:00pm UTC

What has forty-two teeth and a monster behind it?
a boys pant zipper.
100% mine! give credit!

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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
March 14, 2009 10:32am UTC

The world is built on lies.
How do you think george w. bush became president.
twice.
complete credit to fruitcup !!!!

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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
March 14, 2009 10:10am UTC

&&+ Girl
Your so fake you makebarbies look real.
change the colors but give credit to hscfenster5 :]

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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:33pm UTC

Stop it.
[your making me blush]
<3

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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:13pm UTC

I love you!

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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
March 5, 2009 4:59pm UTC

*It's been a year daddy
I really really miss you
Mommy says your safe now
In a beautiful place called heaven*
*We had your favorite dinner tonite*
*I ate it all up*
*Even though I don't like carrots*
*I learned how to swim this summer*
*I can even open my eyes*
*While I'm under water*
*Can't you see me?*
*I started kindergarten this year*
*I carry a picture of us
In my Blue's Clues lunchbox*
*You are the greatest daddy*
*I can swing on the swing by myself*
*Even though I miss you pushing me*
*Can't you see me?*
*I miss how you used to tickle me*
*Tickle my belly*
*My belly hurts*
*I try not to cry*
*Mommy says it's okay*
*I know you don't like it when I cry*
*You never wanted me to be sad*
*I try Daddy but it hurts*
*Is it true you're not coming home?*
*Maybe someday*
*I can visit you in heaven, okay?*
*It's time for me to go bed now
I sleep with the light on
Just in case you come home
And kiss me good night
I love you so much
I miss you Daddy*
dedicated to all who died in 9-11
<3

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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
March 5, 2009 4:54pm UTC

AndWhoElseThinks#1
the worst time to have a [[heart attack]] is during a game
of charades..
changed the colors :)

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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
March 2, 2009 10:17am UTC

my friends are the type of people who spend (hourrss) trying to drown
a goldfish.
and i still love em' anyway <3

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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
February 27, 2009 2:23pm UTC

oh i'm a gummy bear, yes i'm a gummy bear
oh i'm a
yummy
tummy
funny
lucky
gummy bear
oh yeah <3

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HSCfenster5
posted a quote
February 25, 2009 4:22pm UTC

LIVE IT UP
[party hard]
Forget the Haters
<3

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