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  1. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2009 9:14pm UTC
    "so go and tell your friends that i'm obsessive and crazy, that's fine, i'll tell mine you're gay ."
    —Taylor Swift

  2. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2009 9:08pm UTC
    "People haven't always been there for me,
    but music always has."
    — Taylor Swift

  3. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2009 4:28pm UTC
    OK
    if you turn your head to the left, it's a person(:

  4. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2009 7:36pm UTC
    You Know What ?
    i hate when people make quotes that say, "your not in love in middle school , it's not like your going to marry the person . " well, sure you might not marry the person, but what does that mean ? you're only going to l o v e the guy you marry ? and marraige doesn't mean love . love isn't a x ring x on your finger, or legal documents .
    love is being able to look into someones eyes and truly believe you are Soulmates .

  5. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2009 7:28pm UTC
    I love you!

  6. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2009 1:17pm UTC
    and can i hear a
    WHOOP WHOOP
    for all the
    east coast girls !

  7. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2009 10:47pm UTC
    if i had a rose for everytime i thought of you,
    i'd walk through a Garden forever.

  8. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 6:40pm UTC
    .:*AndWhoElseThinks*:.
    the worst time to have a [[heart attack]] is during a game
    ((.:*of charades*:.))
    re made one of my old quotess . it was so ugly beforree !
    (maybe its still ugly now?)
    idk tell me by favoriting it or not!

  9. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2009 9:52pm UTC
    .:*Friends*:.
    the only people that won't talk about how lame you are behind your back.
    .:*They'll say it to your face*:.
    mineee! i thiink:)
    for wittycontests!!!!!

  10. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2009 12:33pm UTC
    Today I was on the bus and it stopped as it came to a set of traffic lights. I decided to randomly point at a guy walking past to freak him out. He paid that much attention to me that he walked headfirst into a lampost.
    I've never laughed so hard.
    -MLIA (:

  11. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2009 11:28am UTC
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  12. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2009 6:10pm UTC
    you're so hypnotizing
    you've got me laughing while i sing
    you've got me smiling in my sleep
    and i can see this unraveling
    your love is where im falling
    but please
    .:*don't catch me*:.
    catch me-demi(;
    no jocking please.
    creds to me!

  13. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 11:53am UTC
    i thought you said it was easy
    listening to your heart
    i thought you said i'd be okay
    so why am i breaking apart?
    -hannah montana- Don't Wanna Be Torn
    credit for edit!!

  14. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 11:43am UTC
    Maybe i will never be,
    who i was before,
    maybe i don't even know her anymore,
    maybe who i am today,
    ain't so far from yesterday,
    can i find a way to be,
    every part of me?
    -Hannah Montana- Every Part of Me-
    hannah montana rocks!
    i know there are other versions of people making a quote of this song but this is my own!! (:

  15. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2009 3:10pm UTC
    F*** My Life #8
    Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn's pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing "Awwwwww" I wrote "Ewwwwww" by mistake. FML

  16. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2009 3:06pm UTC
    F*** My Life #7
    Today, my sister told my mother how she saw our neighbour's son at the movies with a girl and that they were kissing. My mother proceeded to say that any girl willing to date someone so ugly must have self esteem issues and they laughed. I'm his girlfriend, my sister didnt recognize me. FML

  17. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2009 3:02pm UTC
    F*** My Life #6
    Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

  18. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2009 3:01pm UTC
    F*** My Life #5
    Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

  19. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2009 10:30pm UTC
    Live to Party
    Party to Live
    mine unless someone has :]

  20. HSCfenster5 HSCfenster5
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2009 10:07pm UTC
    AVON GROVE
    Our soccer team; they'll kick your grass.
    Basketball; don't make me laugh.
    Football; touchdowns all night.
    Baseball; scores never tight.
    Wrestling; got you on the floor.
    Our Sports; can't say no more.
    I do requestsss! (tell me your school name, colors, and if you want, mascot.)
    btw 100% MINEE

:)

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