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  1. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    Working out how to
    how to write a happy birthday message,depending on how much you like that person.

  2. letsgetlost09 letsgetlost09
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    It's insane
    how Kim Kardashian spent 10 million dollars on a marriage just to divorce 70 days later.. but gay people who actually love their partner are accused of corrupting the concept of marriage
    Nmq/ Nmf
    nmf/nmq

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 5:51pm UTC
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  4. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    I wonder if aliens ask each other
    "DO YOU BELIEVE IN PEOPLE?" |||||||||||||||||||||||||

  5. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    Voldermort and Tom Riddle are now friends.
    35 minutes ago · comment · like
    Harry Potter Wait,what?
    21 minutes ago · Like
    Voldermort I need to send farmville gifts to myself.
    20 minutes ago · Like

  6. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    If you haven't sat in the corner of your
    bedroom, crying so hard that your body
    starts to ache, then you won't truly
    understand. If you have never screamed,
    begging for it to be over, you won't truly
    understand. If you have never wished that
    you would'n't wake up the next morning,
    then you won't truly understand. If you have
    never felt like there was nothing left worth
    living you, then you won't truly understand.
    You can read about it, watch movies about
    it,listen to songs about it... But unless you've
    felt it, you won't ever truly understand.
    .

  7. mumblebumble mumblebumble
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    November 3, 2011 5:09am UTC
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  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 3:49am UTC
    things are going very badly when:
    your dog laughs when it sees you naked.

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 3:51am UTC
    things are going very badly when:
    your exes are dating each other.

  10. nssassychick nssassychick
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    November 3, 2011 7:06am UTC
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  11. lexxinlove lexxinlove
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 12:20am UTC
    I really am starting to hate facebook.

  12. livelovelaughwrite818 livelovelaughwrite818
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 7:05am UTC
    That Boy
    chapter 3
    I walked out of the school carrying my bag on one shoulder and my laptop on my other. I carried some books and suddenly someone sprinted past me which made me drop all of my books. "Sh*t!" I mumbled. "Oh my gosh! I am so sorry!" A girl shrieked as she hurried to pick up my books and just to drop them again. "It's okay." I said to her, she gave me back my books that she finally managed to pick up, then she said, "Hey, um, so, I'm Sally, a new girl here. If you have any suggestions or friends that you would like me to know please tell me!" She said excitedly, her dark brown hair swaying from side to side looked exactly like mine. I smiled, "Sure, no problem." I said, but in my head, I knew that I had no friend either. Sally and I ended up walking home together. To both of our surprise, our houses were only 7 blocks away! We kept on walking and traded phone numbers as we talked about our old lives and how much it changed. When we got to the front of her house, we said our goodbyes to eachother and I started walking toward my house, looking around still trying to get more use to my new neighbors. Suddenly, my phone started blaring, I fumbled through my bag and found my phone. "Hello?" I listened for a while, then started sprinting toward my home. Something was terribly wrong.
    Do you guys like it? Hope you do! <3

  13. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 6:12am UTC
    Gone
    Chapter 2.
    I laid there in my hospital bed, my eyes were gettign heavy, I slowly tried to keep them up, but it was impossible. I slowly drifted off into a deep deep sleep.
    I woke up to find My Rents' standing around anxiously waiting for me to wake up, My eyes met thiers, "REBEECA!" They said at the same time,
    "Okay okay calm down mum, dad" I said.
    " Okay" They said, "What happend to you?."
    I let out a long sigh and began my story.
    "Well we were going for our trip to the Botanical gardens, there was a police chace on the other side of the road, the car span out of control,and hit the bus, everyone was okay aprat from me, the bus fell on its side, I was impailed on some glass, on my legs and arms, I also got a blood nose from it, I sat there in pain waiting for someone to get me, After a while I heard a persons footsteps it was a man with a big heavy suit on, aIt was a fireman, he saved my life, I heard some people talkeing outside saying if they didn't get in ther quick enough The bus could of burst into flames and my life would of been lost!"
    I burst into tears.
    My perants rubbed my back and after a while they said thay had to go, I let them go, Only to get visited by another person, My teacher.
    He came in as usualy himself, but he had someone with him, " Rebecca I would like you to meet my daughter Carla, Carla Rebecca, Rebecca, Carla."'
    " Hey " I said.
    She gave me the "sup" nod. The teacher started a convo between all of us, " Rebecca what was it like to be in that situation?"
    I replied with " I was crying I was scared, neverous, and very very panciky, what would of happend if this all never happend? I would be at home on my laptop writing up new blogs, but I can't do that anymore because of this broken arm and this broken nose of mine."
    " Oh my god I'm so sorry about you, I feel terrible and I know that none of it is even my fault!" Carla said with misty eyes.
    She looked about 13 or 14 she had a brown beautiful sleek hair, perfectly straightend hair, and a gerorgeous smile. She lookd like my teacher with the blue eyes, and frekles, she wore no makeup, thats why she must have such beautiful skin I thought, as I studied her cafily trying not to seem to nosy.
    "Well we better be going now I have to teac tomorrow, Carla can stay here tomorrow if she wants to skip school?"
    "YES I'D LOVE TO!" screamed Carla, she asked if she could maybe get an injuy of her own, the teacher shook his head and said no, I had a funny feeling she was going ot be comming in tonight or tomorrow with something broken.....
    Please give me feedback!
    Or I will stop making this story!

  14. Tadasedone Tadasedone
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 5:40am UTC
    SMILE.
    IT'S BETTER THAN TELLING EVERYONE
    WHY YOU'RE SAD.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. livelovelaughwrite818 livelovelaughwrite818
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 5:39am UTC
    That Boy
    chapter 1
    I landed on my butt as all of my books and materials for class scattered onto the floor. I watched helplessly as all my other classmates just walked away, some of them even snickering in a huddled up group. I scrambled up, picked up all my stuff messily and ran all the way to my next class, Science. I sat down nervously in the back row and watched as more people started filling into the classroom. I watched as couples walked into the room holding hands and all romantic. Finally, all the popular girls came in, flirting with all of the hot boys. The problem is, they were doing it in front of me, how disturbing. I watched as they were flirting with eachother, batting their eyelashes, making kissy lips. Where was that girl, what's her name? Oh, right, Alyssa, she was the most popular girl in our school. The boys love her, the girls love her, even the teachers love her and congragulations to me, she's me enemy.
    I just started this story, so it might be kind of boring now but I will try to make it interesting later! LOVE YOU GUYS! <3

  17. gymnastme98 gymnastme98
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    omg ! my dog wont stop barking.....

  18. OfficialBarbie OfficialBarbie
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 12:17am UTC
    *Logs In After 3 Weeks*
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    Thanks guys, feeling the love..

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