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GuardGirl07

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Member Since: 19 Dec 2004 06:27pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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TeN ReAsOnS tO DaTe a SoFtBalL PlAyA 10.wE kNo hOw tO gRaB bIg bAlLs = ) 9.wE liKe tO gEt dOwN "n" diRtY 8.wE cAn dO iT fOr 90miN iN 9 pOsiTiOns 7.wE liKe tO bE on tOp oF oUr gAmE 6.wE eNjOy gEtTiN hOt "n" sWeATy 5.wE cAn hIt wIt aNy bAt 4.wE r uSeD tO bE aLl oVeR tHe gRoUnD 3.wE cAn sLiDe bAcK aNd fOrTh 2.wE liKe tO pLaY rOugH! 1.wE pLaY tHe fiElD uNtiL wE sCoRe!! Ten Reasons To Date A Guard Girl: 10.We know how to keep people in line. 9. We continuously work on our technique. 8.We adore tight clothing. 7.We do it on fields and gym floors. 6.We're used to poles of all sizes. 5.We strive for perfect performances. 4.We work well with our hands. 3.We are very flexible. 2.We always want to be on top. #1 reason:We love making people scream and yell!
  1. GuardGirl07 GuardGirl07
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    December 25, 2004 12:48pm UTC
    Why sabres are better than men:
    1.It may hurt u at first,but after u develop ur relationship more,it stops.
    2.If u say u have to go practice with a flag or rifle,it wont get jealous or posessive.
    3.It can go anywhere with u.
    4It never whines at u.
    4.It will never break a date.
    5.It loves u.
    6.If u get mad at it,u can toss it hard and fast.
    7.It would never leave u for another sabre.
    8.It will never lie to u.
    9.After the season if u spin it onve in a while it wont mind.
    10.It will never break ur heart.
    11.You have complete control in the relationship

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