Why sabres are better than men:
1.It may hurt u at first,but after u develop ur relationship more,it stops.
2.If u say u have to go practice with a flag or rifle,it wont get jealous or posessive.
3.It can go anywhere with u.
4It never whines at u.
4.It will never break a date.
5.It loves u.
6.If u get mad at it,u can toss it hard and fast.
7.It would never leave u for another sabre.
8.It will never lie to u.
9.After the season if u spin it onve in a while it wont mind.
10.It will never break ur heart.
11.You have complete control in the relationship