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singxlovex4
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September 3, 2011 1:32am UTC

My Brother Is Pretty Old And Still Believe's In Santa.
He has Down Syndrome though.
When my mom was trying to convince him Santa wasn't real, he wasn't accepting it and she was getting frustrated.
Finally, she said:
"Raymond, do you honestly think a man flies around on Christmas Eve?"
Raymond: "Of course not!"
My mom was pretty happ-
"Reindeer do!"
.. your a clever one Ray. click the {♥} if you get it

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juliawally27
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September 3, 2011 6:42pm UTC

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> if you're reading this you a ninja!
NINJAS UNITE!

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2koolfoahyoou
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 6:40pm UTC

Have you ever been assaulted by a fat priest?
www.wewillhelpyou.com
Have you ever wanted to online date?
www.cupidsinlove.com
Have you ever wanted to improve your knowledge with more math's classes?
www.onlinemathstutor.com
Have you ever hid in a cave cause you've been assaulted?
www.comeoutandtalk.com
Ha! This ain't an add, this is what the adds look like, a stupid annoying top notch looking quote!
Fave this for no adds(:

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kittyisazombie
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 6:34pm UTC

just like a boomerang.
i ' l l a l w a y s c o m e b a c k .
♥♥♥

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Elenabieber10
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 12:13pm UTC

to make sure no boys will ever write poems about your daughter, name her orange.
♥

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InsecureMess
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 4:41pm UTC

i don't need to flirt
i will seduce you with my awkwardness

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Jewel
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 5:12pm UTC

"I shall call him squishy."
"Let go of my boob."

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berenice010
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 5:11pm UTC

Is it just me
or are there
google ads
in place of
quotes?

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xSweet_Disasterx
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 2:23pm UTC

Dear Parents,
Please and thank you actually
aren't the magic words.
Sincerely, Harry Potter.

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GPeach234
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 10:57am UTC

Whenenver my parents ask who i'm texting,
I automatically think of,
A friend they would approve .

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GPeach234
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September 1, 2011 2:04am UTC

Why should i wear makeup ? Why should i do my hair ?
It's not like tomorrow you'll start to care .

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lillyann_13
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 2:04am UTC

It bothers me when older people
start drama with younger people..
it's like, don't you have anything better to do?
nmf.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xoxoGotNinjaxoxo
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 3:36pm UTC

Fave this for the innocent puppy
Who was burned to death.
No animal deserves this cruelty. I hope
those teenagers rot in hell.
R.I.P. Puppy

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dvllahbbs31
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July 31, 2011 9:17am UTC

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Harry Potter Pick-Up Line 3
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
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dvllahbbs31
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August 30, 2011 7:49am UTC

Regular Heart Beat :
/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\_
When I Watch/Read Harry Potter:
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When Harry Potter is Over : /\______________________
Announcement of Pottermore:
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Waiting for Pottermore email:
/\_/\_/\_/\
Still waiting for Pottermore email: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
NO mail yet.-
/\__________________________________________

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dvllahbbs31
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August 30, 2011 8:21am UTC

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Harry Potter Pick-Up Line 4
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
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dvllahbbs31
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August 30, 2011 8:28am UTC

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Harry Potter Pick-Up Line 5
I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
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dvllahbbs31
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August 30, 2011 8:33am UTC

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Harry Potter Pick-Up Line 6
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
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