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Denisewitty
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April 11, 2012 1:26pm UTC

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ENGLANDWRESTLER
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April 11, 2012 4:26pm UTC

You have no idea how happy I get when the phone rings and its you.
microwave beeps and my food is ready.

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misshyfr
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April 11, 2012 7:12pm UTC

Sometimes when I look at people's names it makes me think maybe their parents were trying to get a high score in scrabble...

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angiecee22
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April 3, 2012 2:43pm UTC

I Have CDO,
Its Like OCD.
But With All The Letters In Alphabetical Order.
Just Like It Should Be.

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miss_love98
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April 7, 2012 9:21pm UTC

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Badapple911
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April 7, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Hush little Primrose don't cry away
Mama's gonna catch you a mockingjay
And if that mockingjay's a sin,
Mama's gonna buy you a rebel pin
And if that pin looks like a sparrow,
Mama's gonna make you a bow and arrow,
And if that bow and arrow dun fail
Mama's gonna bring you a friend named Gale
And if that friend named Gale's a crime
Mama's gonna think that that's just fine,
And if you still pride that rebel pin,
Then let the Hunger Games begin.

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DanceFuckerDance
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March 21, 2012 9:11am UTC

Bored...
Fave this and I'll write you paragraph on your profile, hoping that it'll please you.

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BellaSwan14
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March 19, 2012 7:10am UTC

If i have 11 ice cubes and you have 10 apple's how many pancakes can i fit on the roof?
Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

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hannah3497
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March 8, 2012 6:08am UTC

If you are living your life without giving an "F"
You are only living a LI[ ]E
♥
-Not My Quote; Found On The Internet-

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yourcool
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February 29, 2012 4:09pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.

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yourcool
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February 25, 2012 9:35pm UTC

If Bartenders can't serve drunk people
then I want McDonald's to stop serving fat people.

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yourcool
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February 25, 2012 4:19pm UTC

No. I am not lazy,
I am just very protective of my seat.

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ThatsSoMeee
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February 25, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Dear boys who are
Smart
Hot
Awesome
And madly in love with me
PLEASE START EXISTING.

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dancer4eva7
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January 27, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Please don't go away. Please? No one's ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave... if you leave... I just, I remember things better with you. I do, look. P. Sherman, forty-two... forty-two... I remember it, I do. It's there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I... and I'm home. Please... I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget.

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