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yourcool
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May 5, 2013 3:18pm UTC

why would there be 99 bottles of beer
on the wall in the first place

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pikachu-farts*
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 6:03am UTC

Why would you want to go outside
when there's perfectly good internet inside.

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_superwhitegirlproblems
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January 13, 2013 6:29pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #1670
When the girl you
hate is prettier than you.
tumblr

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伤*
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November 6, 2012 1:47pm UTC

WOULD HE SAY HE'S IN LOVE?
Well if it was me then I would

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LALALALALALAAAAAA*
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November 6, 2012 5:36pm UTC

I dont trust joggers
They always find dead bodies
JUST SAYING
nmq

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yourcool
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October 24, 2012 5:45pm UTC

no matter where i may go in life;
i will always be a mas/hole.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 5:47pm UTC

that's actually wicked awkward
because i didn't ask you, lol.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 5:49pm UTC

i'm well on my way to
doing absolutely nothing today.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 5:51pm UTC

i wish facebook would notify me when
people delete me. that way i could "like" it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 5:54pm UTC

my shyness has ruined so many good opportunities.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 5:58pm UTC

you wanna know what sort of debate i'd like to see?
one with instant checkers, a buzzer when they lie, and a microphone that switches off when their time is up.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:16pm UTC

I just want you to be happy
...and maybe a little bit naked.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:19pm UTC

To anyone with flawed skin, an imperfect body, or scars on their arms.
You ARE beautiful.
And society can suck it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:21pm UTC

i am a genius by birth,
and a slacker by choice.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:31pm UTC

I don't need 160 characters to
tell you to go f/ck yourself.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Going to strangers wedding and screaming
"don't marry her, i still love you!"

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:36pm UTC

It’s unbelievable how many problems
go away by simply ignoring them and going to sleep.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:39pm UTC

I don't trust people who smile before 9 AM.

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yourcool
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October 24, 2012 6:41pm UTC

when i get home from anywhere,
the first thing i look for is food.

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rainbowlover224
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August 2, 2012 5:09am UTC

Hey Guys, please go follow my tumblr. I think it's pretty freaking amazing now and I only have 51 followers :( please?
r-e-m-i-n-d-m-e.tumblr.com

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