Witty Profiles

Geier18

samiibrii428
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 2:03pm UTC
Respect your Parents.
They had to do their homework without google!

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itsnickipewpyo
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October 29, 2011 3:06pm UTC
Only in America
Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter.
Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke
Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

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BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
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October 29, 2011 3:11pm UTC
Getting a Witty;
is like social suicide.

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supergirl18
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October 29, 2011 3:12pm UTC
Format by XxprettixXRR
When life hands you oranges...
Throw them at Freddie and shout,
Boomba!
Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by DEATH.

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dparsa
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October 29, 2011 3:17pm UTC
fave if
its suppose to snow where you live

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SammieGrace
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 3:14pm UTC
After sending a risky text,
a minute feels like an eternity.

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