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GarlandMay
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June 26, 2012 4:43pm UTC

looking at the guy you like.
(>o.o)> (>o_o)>
he sees you
\(OoO)\ <(0.o<)

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GarlandMay
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June 24, 2012 1:11pm UTC

lol= drowning man
*lol*= drowning cheerleader

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GarlandMay
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June 19, 2012 12:38pm UTC

Northern fairy tale: Once upon a time,
Southern fairy tale: Ya'll ain't gonna believe this sh*t
tumblr

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GarlandMay
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June 18, 2012 4:37pm UTC

Psych

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GarlandMay
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June 16, 2012 11:08am UTC

Dear Noah,
You said the ark was leaving at 5.
Sincerely,
The Unicorns

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GarlandMay
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June 6, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Dominos Pizza: Now made with REAL cheese!
WTF was it made of before?

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GarlandMay
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June 2, 2012 12:50pm UTC

If I could just die
in your arms
I wouldn't mind

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GarlandMay
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May 28, 2012 1:18pm UTC

Dear Boys,
Be the type of guy you want your daughter to be with.

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GarlandMay
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May 27, 2012 6:51pm UTC

Hey Wittians, I'm looking for some new songs. I like Maroon5, onerepublic, Neon Trees, and The Fray. So if you guys can comment here or on my profile with some songs by the bands or like them I would love that :)

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GarlandMay
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 6:15pm UTC

London Tipton's really great, really great, really great
London Tiptons really great,
and deserves the opposite of hate,
Which is Love!
nmf. not a true story.

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GarlandMay
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May 26, 2012 1:05pm UTC

Quack, Quack, no seat back.
Cluck, Cluck, I don't give a f**k

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GarlandMay
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May 19, 2012 1:17pm UTC

Someone's MANstruating

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GarlandMay
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May 19, 2012 11:32am UTC

Oh don't you worry,
Just smile and do your thing girl
Cause I'm on way out
And I'll be there in the morning
Come on, Come on
I'll keep running
til' I burn out
the sun!
~Come on, Come on - Morgan Laurence
nmf

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GarlandMay
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May 13, 2012 2:58pm UTC

This is the first time in a while that I looked in a mirror and thought,
I am beautiful.
:)

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GarlandMay
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May 13, 2012 1:50pm UTC

I hope the next time I run into her,
I'm in my car

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GarlandMay
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May 11, 2012 6:17pm UTC

Did you know Helen Keller had a
treehouse in her backyard?
Well neither did she.

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GarlandMay
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May 6, 2012 2:16pm UTC

You can't spell Success without
a U
Well you can't spell
Failure without
a U either

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GarlandMay
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May 5, 2012 9:49am UTC

guy: Have you had your first kiss yet?
me: Yeah
guy: Your dad doesn't count
me: But yours does

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GarlandMay
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April 25, 2012 4:44pm UTC

I need to get this out. I don't need favs.
I hate everything about myself, I'm the friend everyone comes to. They never think if I need someone to talk too. I'm fat, I weigh 132 pounds and I'm 13. I didn't eat lunch today and feel great. I cut, I wear long sleeves all the time. I'm afraid I'll never find a perfect guy because a boy in my class made a stereotype for the entire man population. My friends make fun of me and I know they say it with love but I hate being made fun of. They also say I'm crazy for already naming my children. The reason I do that is because I keep trying to convince myself I can have kids when the doctor said it wasn't a good chance. Wanting someone to love me is the only thing that keeps me going. I told my teachers that I'm dropping out at 16 and going to acting school in New York and meet my idol. She said I was probabaly doing drugs and my idol, Liza Minnelli, wouldn't want to meet a girl like me. Just like everyone else.
Thank you for anyone who listened and sorry for it being all over the place. Thanks.

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GarlandMay
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April 23, 2012 4:51pm UTC

Friend: You have a cute nose.
Rich Girl: Thanks, I got it for my birthday last year.

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