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GarlandMay

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Member Since: 14 Apr 2012 03:25pm

Last Seen: 28 Apr 2013 07:11pm

Location: Virginia

Gender: F

user id: 292273

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  1. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    I am the uneven drawstring on the hoodie of life

  2. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    Imagine a day where it wasn't called "gay marriage" we could just call it marriage. Like, he's getting married to his boyfriend, and everyone is fine and accepting with it.
    I want that day to be now

  3. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    MARTY I'M SCARED

  4. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    Can't you go be stupid somewhere else?
    Not until four

  5. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    You like Krabby Patties don't you, Squidward?
    Huh, Squidward?
    Huh, Squidward?
    Huh, Squidward?

  6. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    Answering security questions
    question: What is your spouse's birthday? What is you spouse's mother's maiden name? What is te name of your first born child?
    me: I AM 15 STOP PRESSURING ME TO SETTLE DOWN!

  7. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    I want to be the girl that falls in love and doesn't make a big deal about it.
    -Taylor Swift
    -_-

  9. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    keep your hopes
    up... or down.
    Where ever you want them to be.
    Just as long as there is hope some where.
    ~Toby Turner

  10. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    And tomorrow, I can finally stop hating people for their political beliefs
    and go back to hating them for their personalities

  11. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Of all the
    friends I've ever met
    You are the one I won't
    Forget
    and if I die before you
    I'll wait for you in heaven

  12. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Bad Guys in movies:
    I'm going to tell you this really long
    story so you can
    be saved

  13. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    adult: so do you have a boyfriend?
    me: no
    adult: i'm sure you're too good for any of them!
    me: or it could be the small factor that I look like some troll and is completely awkward in social situations and wasting my teenage years on the internet

  14. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    It's not how others see you that matters,
    It's how you see yourself that counts.

  15. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    I need advice. Around October I got chased by two teenage boys and it scared me. They were yelling sexual things at me. I have nightmares because of it. And, I go to my friend's house to swim alot and there are all ways teenagers (diferent ones) that yell sexual things but they don't chase me. I get panic attacks and get flashbacks and freak out. I don't know what to do, if I should go on meds or anything. I think I get scared by teenagers because of those incidents. My friends just laugh it off when I'm on my knees crying, hyperventilating and won't move. I go in my backyard (it's fenced in) and listen to my ipod and hear teens walking out by my court. Even hearing them make me freak out. I need help, but I don't know what to do.

  16. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Admit it:
    Everyone has signed their dog's name with a pawprint

  17. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    When people ask dumb questions I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers

  18. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Millionaires:
    If you don't have a secret sliding bookcase that goes from one room to the next, give me your money, you're wasting it

  19. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    It seems like everywhere I go,
    the more I see
    the less I know
    but I know one thing
    I love you

  20. GarlandMay GarlandMay
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    You know it's going to be a story
    when it begins with,
    "So this b*tch,"
    format credit to: yourcool :)

:)

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