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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 30, 2012 2:41pm UTC

Asian kid: Ow, I got stung by a bee!
Asian dad: WHY YOU NO GET STUNG BY A?!

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 28, 2012 2:46am UTC

Take your right hand.
Place it on your left shoulder blade.
Now take your left hand.
Place it on your right shoulder blade.
Squeeze.
You've been hugged!
Now don't forget:
I LOVE YOU. ♥
Have a lovely day, darling.

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 28, 2012 2:42am UTC

And I was in the darkness
So darkness I became

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 28, 2012 2:34am UTC

Friendship is when you feel comfortable with 47839 typos in your conversation.

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 28, 2012 2:29am UTC

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 28, 2012 2:25am UTC

Every musical should have a minor character who is aware that everyone else is singing and dancing, and is extremely confused and terrified.
"What are you guys doing?!"
"How does everyone know this song?!"
"Did I miss the flashmob meeting?!"

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 28, 2012 2:20am UTC

*Mom walks in on me changing*
Me: Mom! A little privacy please?!
Mom: I used to change your diaper!
Me: And I used to suck on your boob. Times have changed.

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 28, 2012 2:17am UTC

"DAD! Can I ask you a question?"
"But you just did."
"Then can I ask two?"
"You just did..."
"Can I ask four?"
"What?"
"Can I ask four questions?!"
"You just did..."

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 28, 2012 2:10am UTC

In a hostage situation, I'm
pretty sure I'd get killed first.
Robber: Who should I kill first?
Me: It's WHOM should I kill first.
Robber: I will blow your head off!
Me: That's what she said...

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 28, 2012 2:01am UTC

M o s t g i r l s c o m p l a i n a b o u t h o w t h e i r b o y f r i e n d d o e s n ' t h u g
t h e m e n o u g h o r s o m e t h i n g .
M e ? W e l l , I c o m p l a i n a b o u t h o w t h e r e i s n e v e r e n o u g h
c h i p s i n t h e b a g .

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 27, 2012 1:25am UTC

Knock
The last human on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
the end.

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 27, 2012 1:00am UTC

I T ' S B E T T E R T O B E
H A T E D F O R T H E R E A L Y O U
T H A N T O B E
L I K E D F O R T H E F A K E Y O U .

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 27, 2012 12:57am UTC

plot twist: you know what to do with your hands when walking

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 27, 2012 12:55am UTC

plot twist: you know what to do when people sing Happy Birthday to you.

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 27, 2012 12:41am UTC

How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
*ba-dum tsss*

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 26, 2012 10:00pm UTC

B A N A N A
↑ banana split.

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 26, 2012 9:55pm UTC

Do you think when Steve Jobs died his life flashed before his eyes?
No, Apple doesn't support flash.

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 26, 2012 9:26pm UTC

No I won't abandon hate. If I did then nothing would be left of me.
- Ciel Phantomhive

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