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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 31, 2012 8:36pm UTC

That moment of heartbreak
when your pet jumps off your bed and leaves the room.
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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 31, 2012 8:33pm UTC

We were so poor on my 10th birthday,
I got half a cake.
With 5 candles.
That was put up against a mirror.
t name art! ask for more details!
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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 31, 2012 8:29pm UTC

Goats are like mushrooms
If you shoot a duck,
I'm afraid of toasters
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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 31, 2012 8:22pm UTC

Normal teenagers sneak out and go to parties.
Do I do that?
Naw, bro.
I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room.
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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 31, 2012 8:20pm UTC

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- watching the Olympics -
Me: OMG, that was AMAZING!
Commentator: Oh, that was not good at all. He must be very disappointed with himself.
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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 31, 2012 8:17pm UTC

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Me: You ask.
Friend: No, you ask.
Me: Why can't you just ask?
Friend: Because, it's embarrassing.
Me: Fine, I'll ask.
Me: Excuse me, can we have some ketchup?
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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 31, 2012 8:13pm UTC

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How do you make a kid cry?
Throw a brick at their face.
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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 31, 2012 8:11pm UTC

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Me: I wasn't that drunk...
Myself: Dude, you were talking to yourself!
Me: ... and ...
Myself: ... and you still are.
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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 31, 2012 8:08pm UTC

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I can't hear you
so I'll laugh
and hope that wasn't a question.
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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 31, 2012 8:04pm UTC

Do not argue with an idiot.
They will drag you down to their level
and beat you with experience.
This, my friends, is why I don't argue with my teachers.
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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 31, 2012 8:00pm UTC

You know...
I've never actually seen a yellow duck.
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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 31, 2012 7:51pm UTC

I want to be the girl
who makes your bad day better;
the one who makes you say,
"My life has changed
since I met her."
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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 31, 2012 7:47pm UTC

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it's hard to explain what's wrong
when nothing is right...
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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 31, 2012 7:42pm UTC

We're all in the same game,
just different levels.
Dealing with the same hell,
just different devils.
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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 31, 2012 7:40pm UTC

I'm not rude or mean.
Some people just don't deserve
respect or kindness.
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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 30, 2012 3:04pm UTC

"Whoever said the happiest place on Earth is Disneyland has never been in your arms."
B*tch, you have obviously never been to Disneyland.

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 30, 2012 2:58pm UTC

The awkward moment when parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with.

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 30, 2012 2:54pm UTC

I don't always lose my phone. But whenever I do, it's on silent.

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 30, 2012 2:48pm UTC

You see that fish tank over there?
I tapped that.