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  1. Coconut_Lipgloss Coconut_Lipgloss
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    I remember when my bestfriend,
    was all shy and innocent and quiet,
    i created a monster.

  2. NoMore NoMore
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 1:27pm UTC
    R.I.P mommy.
    We'll find a cure for cancer, I promise.
    NMF

  3. julezxbaby26 julezxbaby26
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:01am UTC
    What if...
    oxygen was actually poisonous and took about 80 years to kill you?

  4. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    we found dove,
    in a soapless place..

  5. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:22am UTC
    If you don't do stupid things while
    you're young,you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.

  6. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    2011: bros before hoes
    1800: bretheren foregoing lasses
    nmf

  7. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 3:22pm UTC
    2011: what are you smoking?
    1800: hath demons contaminated thy mind?

  8. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    2011: cool story bro
    1800: alluring narration, comrad

  9. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 10:14am UTC
    admit it, we've all tried
    to keep a diary & failed. miserably.

  10. zpoiledrotton313 zpoiledrotton313
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    There are dreamers and there are realists in this world, inin
    You would think the dreamers would find the dreamers, and the realists would find the realists,
    but more often than not, the opposite is true.
    You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun.
    And the realists... well, without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground.
    -Cameron, Modern Family

  11. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    t h e b e s t w a y t o a p p r e c i a t e s o m e t h i n g
    is to be without it for awhile.

  12. CallMeKiana CallMeKiana
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    the problem with fairytales?
    they teach that as long as you're
    "beautiful"
    you can have whatever you want

  13. mslacker mslacker
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    FAVORITE THIS IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD
    [REMEMBER HE SAW YOU LOOKING AT THIS]

  14. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    I hate it when I originally pick the
    right answer and then change it.

  15. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    Pretending your the host
    of a cooking show, when your cooking home alone♥

  16. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    If couples who are in love are called "love birds",
    then couples who always argue should be called "angry birds"
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. Justsomeday Justsomeday
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    Well that's strange..
    You l o o k a l o t l i k e m y n e x t b o y f r i e n d .

  18. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    The awkward moment when
    you keep talking and you don't realize your friends walked away...

  19. BreeVee BreeVee
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 11:08am UTC
    "I didn't do it!"
    "Then why are you laughing?!"
    "Because whoever did is a freaking genius!"

  20. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    In class;
    Teacher: Flip to page 153 in the textbook.Random kid in the back:HOLY CRAP!! I flipped to that page » in one flip!!
    nmf.nmq

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