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istillloveyouxoxo
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March 23, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Psssht I don't stalk you.
Btw you're out of milk.

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keepyoureyeswideopen
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March 23, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Cinderella walked on broken glass, Belle loved a beast, Snow White barely escaped a knife, because love means facing your biggest fears.

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neonnailpolish13
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March 23, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Me: Hey mom? Guess what!
Mom: What?
Me: I'm pregnant
Mom: What?!
Me: Just kidding I failed my math test
Mom: Oh thank goodness!!

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Dragonfang
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March 23, 2012 4:05pm UTC

I'm ugly and I'm proud- Spongebob

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brandilynn2712
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March 21, 2012 4:48pm UTC

when your outside tanning
and the sun is behind a tree
♥ Dad, wheres the chainsaw?!?!

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Olisbabe *
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March 21, 2012 4:49pm UTC

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean?
What
Nothin They Just Waved
Oh
Did You Sea What I Did there?
No
Im Shore You Did .....
How Do You Have Friends?
Don't Be Such A Beach.
Yes. I Did Get This Off Of Google N M F
.

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jennamccall_08
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March 21, 2012 4:56pm UTC

Dear Face Wash
Commercials
Nobody washes thier face like that, now my floor is all wet.

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xoxalyssa459
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March 20, 2012 9:05pm UTC

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homework kills trees.
trees make the air we breathe.
if there are no trees, we can't breathe.
therefore homework kills us.
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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