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  1. FaithRaven FaithRaven
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2014 3:05pm UTC
    Me: Sir my pen has ran out!
    Teacher: Did anyone else see it run out, becuase i didn't.
    Me: Wha...Oh ¬.¬

  2. FaithRaven FaithRaven
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 11:23am UTC
    Pupil: sir will you punish me for something i haven't done?
    Teacher: of course not
    Pupil: thank god! i haven't done my homework.

  3. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    mirror: looking awesome!! you go, gurl!!! you're face is looking right and perfect. wow, your makeup looks natural!! well done!!!
    camera: lol no

  4. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    The happiest people have learned
    not to take to heart everything
    that comes to mind.

  5. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    “A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
    Haha, Am i the only one who loves cheesy jokes more than normal ones?

  6. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 10:30am UTC
    The awkward moment when no one notices that 'the awkward moment' has died out.
    :(
    RIP AWKWARD MOMENTS

  7. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    What if
    ducks threw
    bread back at you?
    You'd have to duck...

  8. FaithRaven FaithRaven
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    i got attacked and my hands are bleeding
    not blood,
    but pain,
    fear,
    disgust,
    they feel tension but emotionally,
    i hate this feeling.

  9. FaithRaven FaithRaven
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    This is copied I know but I don’t know who from so sorry:
    Naill is so cute!
    Liam: we had to take him out of the room when we met Justin Beiber so he could scream
    Louie: he started to cry when he saw a fake picture of him smokeing
    Harry: he took and hour putting m&m in to order
    zayn: when i ate the last chip he tried to eat my fingure.......it was awsome.

  10. FaithRaven FaithRaven
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    Forever more LOVE shall die
    and so shall i........
    life is a pity,
    hollow pit that will only deepen
    with the more emothins you dwell!

  11. FaithRaven FaithRaven
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    Why am i tormented,
    hurt,
    neglected
    and rejected,
    why am i told that am worth nothing,
    that i will never accomplish anything?
    WHY?
    becuse i know i can do what i want!
    i know that people can tell me but i won't listen
    but why do they still say the empty,
    meaningless words that don't,
    won't have an effect on me?
    Don't change yourselves for some people who have no meaning or purpose.....

  12. FaithRaven FaithRaven
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    People don't understand me!
    Everyone one says they
    care,
    love,
    understand,
    think,
    respect
    me but they all don't! if they did they would know that i'm never happy and never smiling, and when i do it's an empty smile full of calls to HELP!-_-

  13. FaithRaven FaithRaven
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    Revising like CRAZY school ENGLISH EXAM 0_0

  14. FaithRaven FaithRaven
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    i want to say something but i don't know what to say.......
    well what to say.....what to say.....
    I KNOW!
    oh snap i forgot....^_^

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 10:58am UTC
    The joke wasn't funny.
    YOUR LAUGH IS.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:21am UTC
    *me in class*
    Me: Okay,gotta focus. Big test coming up.
    Me: Oooh, when did that poster get there?
    Me: Ugh,split ends.
    Me: Why is the back of your head so attractive?!?!?
    Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
    Me: Just act like you understand...
    Me: Don't pick me, don't pick me.......
    Me: So here's my number, so call me maybe.
    Me: DAMN, THAT SONG IS SO F*CKING ANNOYING.
    Me: Its only been fifteen minutes?
    Me: Someone shoot me.

  18. BandPerson BandPerson
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    I always pretend to be happy and smile, but I'm not.
    I think somebody is actually figuring it out.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. Morgan98 Morgan98
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 11:08am UTC
    My sister: Which do you like better? Your laptop, or me.
    Me: .....
    My sister: Its not that hard.
    Me: Oh but it is..

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