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FabandFunny

1. FabandFunny
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2013 7:24pm UTC
   # Random Fact:
   An Eyelash lives up to
   150-200 days before
   it falls off!
   
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2. FabandFunny
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2013 7:21pm UTC
   Don't you just love
   when you a quote
   that's directed right
   at you. Someone you
   don't know is taking the
   time to write a quote telling
   you your beautiful in every
   single way! Just makes you think
   there is good people in this world. :D
   
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3. FabandFunny
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2013 6:57pm UTC
   You know your Awesome
   When people u don't even
   know hate you!
   
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4. FabandFunny
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2013 4:49pm UTC
   If you were a laser,
   you'd be set on stunning!
   
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5. FabandFunny
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2013 4:46pm UTC
   Milk does a body good,
   but damn, how much
   did you drink?
   
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6. FabandFunny
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2013 4:42pm UTC
   Your Beautiful
   Just remember that.
   
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7. FabandFunny
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2013 4:40pm UTC
   You must be a parking ticket
   cause you got fine written
   all over you!!!
   
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8. FabandFunny
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2013 4:38pm UTC
   Apart from being Sexy
   What do you do for a
   living?
   
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9. FabandFunny
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   July 6, 2013 4:31pm UTC
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10. FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    If your cute, you
    can call me baby.
    If your nice, you
    can call me sweetie.
    If your HOT, you
    can call me tonight.
    
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11. FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    If being sexy was a crime
    You'd be guilty as charged.
    
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12. FabandFunny
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    July 6, 2013 4:19pm UTC
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13. FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    You wish you could hit
    like a girl.
    
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14. FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    Everyone is entitled to be
    stupid, but you are abusing
    the privilege.
    
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15. FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    I don't need your ATTITUDE
    I have my own !!!
    
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16. FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    I can be nice
    Can you be smart?
    
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17. FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    Your Lucky mirrors
    don't talk
    Or laugh for that
    matter.
    
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18. FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    Me Sarcastic ???
    NOOO....
    
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19. FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    What happened?
    Did you wish for a
    Big Dick & became
    one instead.
    
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20. FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    People like you are the reason
    we have middle fingers.
    
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