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  1. Grgryy Grgryy
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Let’s play the question game
    Rules: Your answers: ( Yes ) ( No )
    You can only use each answer once.
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    Question one:
    Are you beautiful ?
    Question two:
    Are you lying ?

  2. Soccerchic15 Soccerchic15
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. Popcorn27 Popcorn27
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    I'm in love with the thought of
    Being in love with you ♥

  4. izameow11 izameow11
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:36am UTC
    Hey
    OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOUUUUU
    WHAT DO I SAY? OMG I DON'T KNOW
    WHY IS TALKING SO HARD???
    i need to pee. i'll text him after i pee. no i won't.
    what could he mean by "Hey"?
    can he hear me right now?
    what if he thinks i'm weird??
    what if--
    stop. be cool, be cool.
    you can totally do this.
    Hey :)
    what's up?
    OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. always_love always_love
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    I kind of, might, sort of, in a way, just a little,
    possibly, perhaps, could, most likely, probably
    ,
    seemingly, maybe, by chance, definately
    DO NOT Sthink i love you♥
    E THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT

  7. jenna_baileey jenna_baileey
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    We all have the one friend that gets her hopes up
    too fast.
    & all you can do is watch as she crumbles
    when he doesnt love her back.

  8. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    When you
    fall for
    someone's
    personality
    everything
    about them
    becomes
    beautiful.

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

  10. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    someday he's going to look me
    in the eyes and say, "thank you for not giving up on me." ♥

  11. lynnsweets143 lynnsweets143
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 12:45pm UTC
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    Click the heart and he will
    text you♥
    -------------------------
    NMF

  12. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Teacher: Why didn't you study?
    Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
    1111 tumblr

  13. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    We have all
    Gone on witty in a school at one time or another.
    Wittian Academy
    x

  14. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    I get butterflies when i hear his name,
    But i get knives when i hear hers.

  15. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    My little sister came home from school one day and demanded I take her to the library so she could get books on sign language.
    I asked why? She told me there was a new kid at school who was deaf and she wanted to befriend him.
    Today, I stood beside her at their wedding watching her sign... "I DO".
    givemehope.com
    Note: i love this so much. im not deaf.
    i am hard of hearing and still proud of who i am
    especially my Girlfriend proud of me who i am too
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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