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EvelynRose

  1. abbsterz12 abbsterz12
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    October 23, 2010 10:56am UTC
    YOUR STUFF HERE
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    I love it when someone's
    Laugh is funnier than the joke. :)
    YOUR STUFF HERE
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  3. livelaughlove11 livelaughlove11
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    October 23, 2010 9:12am UTC
    Favorite if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.

  4. cheerforlife13 cheerforlife13
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 10:47am UTC
    when someone cries,
    it means they were
    too strong
    for too long.
    not my format

  5. Bestupid Bestupid
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 7:20am UTC
    Life's a beach
    ☼☼☼ i'm just playin' in the sand.

  6. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 9:36am UTC
    Feeling so lucky when you look at the clock, and it's
    11:11

  7. taaymaex3 taaymaex3
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 3:40pm UTC
    Looking at the first question on the test, and thinking,
    Wow.
    I'm screwed.st, an

  8. shaylaa123 shaylaa123
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 10:35am UTC
    Today, I told my boyfriend how worried I was that he would leave me. He said to me, "We're strong. I wanna be sitting on that bench with you, in
    60 years time, with my walking stick, and I'm gonna say to you, "Look Emily, we made it. We grew old together."
    Icried.HisLGMH.♥

  9. MISSddarchuleta MISSddarchuleta
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    October 22, 2010 11:04pm UTC
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  10. lovelovelovelove lovelovelovelove
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 7:50am UTC
    and does anyone else remeber
    Phil of the future?

  11. iBchristina iBchristina
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    October 23, 2010 11:37am UTC
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  12. abbsterz12 abbsterz12
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    October 23, 2010 11:06am UTC
    90% of people don't laugh when they type
    "hahaha" or "lol",
    if you're one of those peole, click the ♥


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  14. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
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    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
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  15. Amburr Amburr
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 8:05pm UTC
    A Boy is in McDonald's with his father, and a fat lady is standing in front of them.
    A beeper goes off.
    Boy : "Look out dad she's backing up!"
    -Facebook

  16. boy_addicted boy_addicted
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    October 16, 2010 4:18pm UTC
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  17. iCantHearYouOverMyMusicx iCantHearYouOverMyMusicx
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 11:14pm UTC
    When I was your age...
    we were obsessed with Justin Timberlake, not Justin Bieber
    "JB" stood for Jonas Brothers, Spencer had a buzz-cut & was
    named "Crazy Steve", her name was Destiny Hope not Miley,
    it was Club Penguin not Facebook, we had CD's not iPod's,
    we had Avril Lavigne not Taylor Swift, we had Tamagotchi's
    not a Nintendo DS, we cried because we cut ourselves on
    accident, Zack & Cody lived at a hotel, we had The Amanda
    Show not Jersey Shore, we had Zac Efron not Taylor Lautner,
    nobody wanted to have to wear a bra & nobody wanted to...
    Grow up❤

  18. x_Gotta_Want_It_Bad_x x_Gotta_Want_It_Bad_x
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 8:08pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you get someone in trouble because they were responding to you(:

  19. __worldshutoff __worldshutoff
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 4:19pm UTC
    You know that you are best friends when;;
    you realize you're all on the same schedule for your period ////// [♥]

  20. musicluvr49 musicluvr49
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    Them: You're tall, do you play basketball?
    Me: You're short, do you work for Willy Wonka??
    :)

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