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taytayx311
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December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC

You text him ,he doesn't te xt
back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC

R.I.P
to the family of 7 who died because a man decided
to dress up as Santa clause , ring there doorbell and
shoot them on Christmas day in Texas. Fave if you care.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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dizzyblonde248
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December 30, 2011 9:31am UTC

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BlackButterflies
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December 29, 2011 3:46pm UTC

when kittens sneeze ♥
,

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pluto*
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December 29, 2011 5:41pm UTC

ITS SO COLD OUT
THAT I SAW TWO GANGSTERS
-----> With their pants up.

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VolleyballCrazy14
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December 30, 2011 9:00am UTC

Confession #4
I get super jealous when someone in my school discovers a song that I thought only i knew
</3
fav for more [♥]

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BaadMeetsEviil
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December 30, 2011 8:54am UTC

WTF Fact #7,
Every Year, 4 People Will DIe Trying TO Put Their Pants On xD .
♥

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Airr_NeedMyLoveStory13
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 9:17am UTC

Even staring at a wall becomes interesting while studying.
VERY Fascinating.

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Airr_NeedMyLoveStory13
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December 27, 2011 9:13am UTC

Trying to be the last one to clap at the end of an applause...
LIKE A BOSS.

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Airr_NeedMyLoveStory13
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 9:01am UTC

what did the ocean say to the other ocean?
i don't know.. what?
Nothing, they just waved.
okkk...
did you sea what i did there?
no -_-
i'm shore you did!
whatever, how do you even have friends?
yeesh.. dont be such a beach
nmq

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DoeJane
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 8:32am UTC

that awkward moment when
you are telling your friends a story, and you can't finish it because you are lauging so hard about the end.

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AhA143
posted a quote
November 12, 2011 10:43pm UTC

And After All The Hints
I Gave You, You Still Didn't Find Out
~~~~That I Love YOU~~~~
after all the bullsh*t i put myself into...
♦ you just keep coming back ♦

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AhA143
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November 16, 2011 12:16am UTC

" NO IPODS ALLOWED IN SCHOOL"
yeah, like Eminem will rap me the answers.

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AhA143
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 2:38am UTC

Yesterday, my friend was going to cut deeper. I explained to her how life matters,how happy you can be in this world, how God had a choice to put you here and said YES. She finally put the blade down and cried ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ and I gave her a hug. i saved a life.
To all who cut, here on Witty, I do CARE. Even if I don't know you, you are part of the world. You don't need to cut to feel better. ♦

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AhA143
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December 17, 2011 2:58am UTC

~~~~~~♥~~~~~~Your heart is free, have courage to follow it ~~~~~~♥~~~~~~

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AhA143
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 3:12am UTC

I have to get out of the car... but I like this song.

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AhA143
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 3:24am UTC

Teacher: Did you study for the test?
Nerd: All week long !
Normal Person: Yeah, read the chapter again...
Me: WHAT TEST ? !

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AhA143
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 3:37am UTC

R U M O R S -
(R)umors are
(U)sually
(M)ade up
(O)f
(R)idiculous
(S)hit

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AhA143
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 4:13am UTC

WHEN I HURT MYSELF.
When i'm around friends:
SHITTTTT!!!!!
When i'm around my mom:
Shhhiiiiiiiiip mates are pretty cool. O_O
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Around my friends:
Fuckkk!!!
Around my mom:
FUUUUdge bars are tasty ^_^?

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