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1. x0TorBor0x
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2011 8:13pm UTC
   That awkward moment when...
   you realize the four-year-old's on Toddlers & Tiara's are prettier than you are.
   nmf
   
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2. XxTaliaaaxX
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2011 8:40pm UTC
   U.S. Presidents;
   ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
   ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☻
   nmf
   
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3. sofigarcia
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2011 7:15pm UTC
   Have you ever noticed,
   that no one in iCarly has a dad?
   
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4. XxGoffbal_lHannahLovesyouxX
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2011 11:25pm UTC
   A child says to his mom,
   "Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick."
   In anger, she starts to hit her child until he was unconscious.
   Then she regrets what she has done, crying, she says to her child,
   "please open your eyes," but it was too late.
   His tiny heart had stopped beating.
   When she walked into her bedroom, the sheet said,
   "I LOVE YOU MOMMY."
   STOP CHILD ABUSE
   ♥
   Favorite if you're against child abuse.
   
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5. AlexisKim
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2011 11:10pm UTC
   When it comes to love;
   i wish a GPS could guide your heart,
   to where it needs to go.
   
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6. xsimplyquotesx
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2011 11:11pm UTC
   I went to Starbucks and they asked me to write my name down for when it was ready. I wrote "Lord Voldemort" and the cashier said "The coffee of the one who shall not be named is ready"
   Made my day:)
   
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7. JessicaaaDianeeee*
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2011 11:00pm UTC
   The Notebook quote #1
   Allie: *laying in the middle of the road* What happens if a car comes?
   Noah: We die.
   ♥♥♥
   nmf
   Series?
   
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8. WheelerLover2011
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2011 10:51pm UTC
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9. acc_1029
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2011 10:52pm UTC
   Don't let the world
   change your smile;
   Let your smi le
   CHANGE THE WORLD.
   
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10. KareBear7
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 10:53pm UTC
    "Dude you're singing the wrong words"
    "No, I'm making a remix"
    
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11. Nbro5696
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 10:53pm UTC
    When I hear the Christmas song about nuts roasting on an open Fire, my testicles move into a defensive formation.
    
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12. itsnikki
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 10:54pm UTC
    We should get jerseys,
    cause we make a good team
    but yours would look better than
    mine; cause your outta my league...*
    
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13. jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    I live in a world full of people
    pretending
    to be something they're not.
    
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14. XO_Live_Laugh_Love_OX
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    ALPHA KENNY BODY ♥
    SAY IT OUT LOUD (; FAV IF YOU GET IT ♥
    
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15. MileyBB
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    I can't clean my room because
    I get distracted by all the cool stuff I find. <3
    ♥♥♥
    
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16. Softball_Chic_09
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 8:17pm UTC
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17. tylergoesrawrandahalf
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    Piglet: How do you spell love?
    Pooh: You don't spell it, you feel it. ♥
    
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18. millz237
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    I say 'and yeah'
    When I don't know how to finish a sentence.
    -----------♥-----------
    nmf.
    
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19. FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    Saying
    "oh yeah, I'm on my way."
    When your still at home..
    
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20. silly0217
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    I always finish the
    {P O P C O R N}
    before the movie even starts.
    
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