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Emilyycanfly
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December 20, 2012 10:41am UTC

Boy: Do you like *insert thing here*
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Oh, I hate it.
Girl: Me too.
You know you have a crush on him when you are that girl <3

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Emilyycanfly
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 5:37am UTC

The awkward Moment
Between the begining of a gym class and the end of a gym class

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Emilyycanfly
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October 22, 2012 11:41am UTC

I am never going bunjee jumping.
I came into this world because of broken rubber
I do not want to die because of broken rubber too.
Fave if you get it :)

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October 12, 2012 12:34pm UTC

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October 6, 2012 9:37am UTC

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Emilyycanfly
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September 17, 2012 2:58pm UTC

It's my 14th birthday today!
So, for my "birhday quote" I thought I'd write my OPINIONS on birthdays.
Yeah Im 14 years old now. Don't go asking me "how does it feel to be 14??" No different to how I was 13 yesterday. Or 10, 4 years ago. I still feel 10, thanks.
Anyway, my second issue with birthdays is PRESENTS.
Why do people always wrap presents? I asked for a ukulele, I knew I was getting a ukulele, the present was in the shape of a ukulele. Why wrap the ukulele? Also, wrapping presents creates tention and if it's a crap present, and you just hand it to them, theres no dissapointment because they knew what it was straight away. No dissapointments.
So, wrapping presents: waste of paper.
Also, for 6 year old kids...stop inviting creepy guys to your kid's party. Wanna know how many kids like CLOWNS? None. 0% of children like clowns.
Anyway, that's what I think of birthdays. thanks for reading.

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Emilyycanfly
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 4:30pm UTC

I saw a man walk
out of Thorntons
with a heart shaped
chocolate which said
"I LOVE U"
Now's the time, I would like to say
"he gives me hope"
He sat down and ate it.

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Emilyycanfly
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 3:53pm UTC

2011: Deciding what you would do if an axe murderer just ran in and how you would save everyone
2012: Deciding how to act if One Direction just walked through the door
my quote. you're readidng this cos you're just that cool XD you ninja x
im not really a directioner, its just f/cking true

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Emilyycanfly
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August 25, 2012 2:06pm UTC

Boyfriend: Make me a sandwich
Girlfriend: Sorry, I think you're mistaking me for the maid we don't have.

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Emilyycanfly
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August 25, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Single
-a word to describe boys who make jokes about women in kitchens.

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Emilyycanfly
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August 24, 2012 2:13pm UTC

Girl chatting with her guy friend
Girl: Aww you're so sweet!
Boy: ...Thanks!
Girl: I wish I could find a boy like you!
Boy: Then...will you go out with me?
Girl: What? NO! I said a boy LIKE you!
Boy: ...I'm a boy...Like me ...

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Emilyycanfly
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 1:26pm UTC

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
-Fear of long words.
Oh the irony x

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Emilyycanfly
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 4:26pm UTC

Talking about Lauren
*Lauren walks by*
Talking about Martin
*Martin appears*
Talking about Natalie
*Natalie walks by*
-sudden realisation-
Tomorrow, we shall talk about One Direction!

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Emilyycanfly
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 12:49pm UTC

looking at a quote and thinking
"why didn't I think of that?"

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Emilyycanfly
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 12:06pm UTC

I don’t care
How old you think you are.
You’re coming round my house to play.
Not “hang out”.

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Emilyycanfly
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January 22, 2012 12:25pm UTC

When I die, please let my last words be:
“I left one million pounds in the…”
*dies*
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Emilyycanfly
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January 16, 2012 2:47pm UTC

Whoa! COOL FORMAT!
No...wait...no, it's an ad -_-

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Emilyycanfly
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January 6, 2012 1:31pm UTC

Teacher: It’s just a game, don’t get too competitive
Kids: YAAARRGH! WE’RE GONNA THRASH YOU!

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Emilyycanfly
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 4:47pm UTC

The Awkward Moment
When someone asks you a question and you have a giant mouthful of food o.O

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Emilyycanfly
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January 3, 2012 6:40am UTC

Home Alone!!!!!!!!!!
Party party party!!!!!
Reality: Falling asleep in the bath

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